a bazillion horrible stories

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

The new Dragoon song is really cool.  It's a very interesting direction.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

so this saturday, we're having a pumpkin carving party.  like 25 fuckers all fighting for table space, the best tools, and liquor.  someones gonna get hurt.  but goddamn if some killer pumpkins don't come out of it.

We're having one with like 4 people on thursday.  And then we're going to a haunted house, and then we're going to the late showing of Nightmare Before Christmas in Disney 3D.

[bebopbalogna]

sweet. an all day affair.  a haunted house sounds like a good idea.  i should look into that.

[bebopbalogna]

we are tentatively planning to all dress up like skeletons (all black with cartoony white felt dog-bones attached strategically. (john entwhistle-esque, but more cartoony)  then paint our faces.  then go invade some redneck karaoke bar and take over the mike.  hopefully doin "themed" songs  (thriller,  little red riding hood, werewolves of london, etc)

[bebopbalogna]

yeah, i know.  we're a bunch of losers.  but what the heck.  drunk nonsense is always fun.  especially when you have an excuse.  

[matthew]

puked my guts oot this morning...

didn' i quit drinking so that I would be "healthy" again?

[Doctor Rock]

I'm giving an exam on Halloween.  

Trick or treat?!

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Hang in there, Matt.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I'm giving an exam on Halloween.  

Trick or treat?!

Will it be oral?

[matthew]

Perhaps I will shave and go out as angry Frenchman, Louis Ferdinand Celine, for Halloween. I can mumble some anti-semitic shit and then when reproached for antisemitism I can declare that I am actually a misathropist.

Or I could keep the beard, fall off the wagon and gain 135lbs and go out as Bukowski. Or keep off the weight and go as Chinaski c.late 50s, early 60s.

Or I could go with my initial, more upbeat idea and go as Captain Haddock. That way I still get to play a drunk and speak French (except I would be Belgian)...

Or I can gobble up blotter and go as a Teletubby.

[matthew]

I'm giving an exam on Halloween.  

Trick or treat?!

I have an exam on Halloween.

[Doctor Rock]

I'm giving an exam on Halloween.  

Trick or treat?!

Will it be oral?

Perv!  

[matthew]

I'm giving an exam on Halloween.  

Trick or treat?!

Will it be oral?

I have an oral on Thursday.

Same class as the exam.

Different day.

I have been looking forward to this presentation all semester and now I am completely ravaged by goddamned medication.

I have not been able to think clearly for about two weeks and have missed almost all of my classes.

Just missed one (I was too busy projectile vomiting) and I realize my next class begins in only 45 mins.

This fucking sucks...I better not lose the semester to this shit or I am going to put myself under the wheels of the 22 train.

[matthew]

Did I spell "Teletubby" correctly?

What the fuck do I care?

[matthew]

Factotum actually received decent reviews? That was probably one of my favourite novels of all time and I thought the movie looked like crap...I have no idea how I would go about seeing it.