It's okay, that old friend of mine I bumped into the other day. I pissed in his bed at a party a few years back. Sigh.

Goddamn is it ever good that I stopped drinking. I am still a complete and utter fucktard, but I was that much worse (pissing myself at other's homes worse).
You better believe there are a bazillion horrible stories I have NOT told on this board...the ones I failed to find any humour in. Which is a whole lot.