"Caw B.S. Session": The Game of Tom Caw Trivia & Disinformation

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Fun for the hole family!  Try to remember or guess all of the true facts of Tom Caw's origin, while attempting to deceive and bamboozle your opponents into believing false facts about the Guy with the Thai soup name!

That's right!  Enter an exciting world in which your friends willingly lie to your face in order to procure bragging rights from "winning" a game!  Intellectually Challenging... Emotionally Devastating...Existentially Opprobrius!

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Tom met "Mango Mike" (a legendary U of W-Madison townie) at an Amway swap meet.  Tom traded his mint condition copy of the rare "Guinea Pigs Scarred My Skin" LP from Fred Zingo (the Amway substitute for Frank Zappa) to Mike in exchanged for Mike's Ultra-Advanced thumb techniques...Techniques Tom later used in the the making of the cult hit PSA "How to Open a CD with Your Bare Hands," which is now regularly played before most midnight screenings of Alejandro Jodorowsky's incomprehensible "El Topo."

Tom has since perfected Mike's thumb techniques to such rarified levels that he can now open car doors, tin cans, turtle shells, small electronic devices, shoe boxes, books, heating vents, padlocks, the doors of perception, and other household items...all with his BARE HANDS!

[Doctor Rock]

Woah!  

[regular tom]

it is all true.

[Doctor Rock]

Well, I believe it!