The Madison Mad Excursion: or The Search for the Ghost of Tom Caw

[matthew]

Every time I see a happy couple I want to die.

Where's the sweetly nice girl for this nerd? Oh yeah, I totally destroyed that relationship and I will never find love again.







Still, I laughed when I misread:

"Just between you and me, she's the world's sweetest genius, but don't tell her, cause it might go to her head."

as

"Just between you and me, she's the world's sweetest genius, but don't tell her, cause she might give me head."

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I picked up a copy of the Onion while in Madison.  The cover story was "Happy Couple Sickens Nation" or something like that.

I'm sickening Canada as well.

[matthew]

No, just me...being insanely jealous of everyone else.