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« on: August 8, 2006, 08:37:35 AM »

I'm just kidding.
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« Reply #1 on: August 8, 2006, 08:46:14 AM »

That'd be a Jesus Car!

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« Reply #2 on: August 8, 2006, 08:47:51 AM »

hah ah aha haha ahhahha ha ahahaa... whu?

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« Reply #3 on: August 8, 2006, 08:54:12 AM »

So NJ has this thing...the NJ Fair tax rebate thing...they give you a couple hundred dollars back if your a homeowner or renter...now the first thing "unfair" about the fair tax rebate thing is that it exists at all...they know all our info...they could just take it off our state taxes...but i guess like other rebates, people won't remember to fill out the form...old people, dope fiends, people out on vaction...people who lose their mail.

Second unfair thing...you must live in your house on October 1. So we sold our house on like Sept. 23...so we paid taxes for 9 months, but aren't eligible because we didn't own the house on October 1st...and didn't own any house then.

So T _ _ _ wrote to one of our state senators and guess what...they actually called her today and agreed with her that it was unfair..and are going to look into it...now I don't know if they will...but I was surprised they actually even called back.






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« Reply #4 on: August 8, 2006, 09:40:02 AM »

"looks like we got a 'free-thinker' over here."
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« Reply #5 on: August 8, 2006, 10:17:00 AM »

So NJ has this thing...the NJ Fair tax rebate thing...they give you a couple hundred dollars back if your a homeowner or renter...now the first thing "unfair" about the fair tax rebate thing is that it exists at all...they know all our info...they could just take it off our state taxes...but i guess like other rebates, people won't remember to fill out the form...old people, dope fiends, people out on vaction...people who lose their mail.

Second unfair thing...you must live in your house on October 1. So we sold our house on like Sept. 23...so we paid taxes for 9 months, but aren't eligible because we didn't own the house on October 1st...and didn't own any house then.

So T _ _ _ wrote to one of our state senators and guess what...they actually called her today and agreed with her that it was unfair..and are going to look into it...now I don't know if they will...but I was surprised they actually even called back.








Proration.  Since you weren't there the full time you'll get a rebate of $192.83.
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« Reply #6 on: August 8, 2006, 11:50:25 AM »

tough crowd.

not even talk of pro-rating property tax rebates can get this room rowdy??

c'mon peops!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 8, 2006, 11:57:40 AM »

Exactly.  Don't blame me.  I did my part.
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« Reply #8 on: August 8, 2006, 12:16:16 PM »

Miche looks like somebody I used to work in a warehouse with in that picture.  His name was Jack and I liked to call him "Wolf Man Jack."
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« Reply #9 on: August 8, 2006, 12:17:09 PM »

...usually behind his back.
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« Reply #10 on: August 8, 2006, 12:18:44 PM »

...okay, I only called him that in my head, because I didn't want it getting back to him.
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« Reply #11 on: August 8, 2006, 12:22:09 PM »

It's the headband that does the trick.  Just like Michael J. Fox as Teen Wolf.
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« Reply #12 on: August 8, 2006, 01:27:32 PM »

does not make you feel dizzy or make vision blurred, so you can easily drive a car or operate heavy machinery
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« Reply #13 on: August 8, 2006, 01:30:19 PM »

well I don't want it then
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« Reply #14 on: August 8, 2006, 01:30:47 PM »

hey Kid, that "cawrettes" joke?  killer.

it's funny because it's true.
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