tea for tuesday

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Plasto, your day of posting reminds me a lot of the classic movie "Evel Knievel."

He sits around nervously waiting to jump the entire movie.  To kill time he has a series of flashbacks.

It's like Virginia Woolf for retards.  Awesome.

[Plasto]

Am I crazy enough to do it? Depends on what your definition of crazy is. Hell, how do you define "define"? (cut to terrycloth push up pad)

So, I just did 20 push ups. Afterwards I collapsed on my floor. I've never been so close to this carpet before. It has hair all in it and centipedes go to and fro carrying bundles of hair, which they use as money.

[Moetown]

You couldn't get much huger than Pulp were...in England.  Life's just a matter of perspective.

Do you love We Love Life?

It's certainly not my fav. And why did they choose that single?

Different Class followed by This Is Hardcore are the best, but there are some good songs on His n' Hers. In fact, my two favourite Pulp songs are on His n' Hers, but overall, I think the other 2 are better.

[Moetown]

I really want to eat more shrooms tonight, but I'm gonna try to wait til Saturday. I'm gonna really try this time.

I failed.

[Moetown]

NEW YORK - Gold prices surged Tuesday above $700 an ounce — a level not reached since 1980 — as funds bought into the market, driven by weakness in the dollar, political tension in the Middle East and overall upward momentum in the commodities markets.







fuck.

[matthew]

yeah, you're dead and will never taste guacamole again.

Lattice.  I just ate delicious avocado sandwich with my girl and asked her if she thought avocados were proof that god exists.

Also, her name is the name of an Oblivions song which you mentioned yesterday.

You have a kid?

And you named her...Mary Lou? Jim Cole?

Christina?

[matthew]

Sense of humour is crumbling surrounded by immature jackasses all day...7:30AM-5:30PM every day is killin' me...actually pulled an 11hr shift today.

Jer's girl is named C_ _ _ _ _ _ _, too...so that is how I will remember.

I finally learned her name by remembering that she's Armenian and Armenia was the first Christian state..."Christ"...ina. (why I can recall lib.arts trivia and not people's names is beyond me)

Xina...is that where Xena comes from?

[Pogo!]

Go mavs
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[Doctor Rock]

This habit of mentioning GF names with the damn _ _ _ _ is getting out of hand.