tea for tuesday

[brainfiber]

i've been stressed out alot lately.

I went to the doctor and asked him for something to take the edge off.

He gave me a saw.

[brainfiber]

I don't know what super hero I am, but I don't have even an ounce of will power.

yeah but at least you probably have an ounce.

[Doctor Rock]

Now that's THE FUNNY!  

[brainfiber]

it only solidifies my mantra.

When you do comedy leave them speechless.

[brainfiber]

well "Big Nose" passed away yesterday...now we're down to one fish. And "Whitey" will probably die today.

Oh and i forgot to mention, when we were burying Fasty, I said "Oh wonder if we'll grow a fish tree now, and  J_ _ _ was like "Yeah and then little fishes will grow on it and we can just pick them off and throw them in the pond"

[Doctor Rock]

Are they suicidal, or are they just sick?  

[Doctor Rock]

Your fishes, not your kids.  

And not Moe.  

[Doctor Rock]

On the player: The Power Out, by Electrelane.  

[Plasto]

Hey, fish don't grow on trees. They are animals. You're thinking about potatoes.

I'm going to pull a david blaine type stunt. I'm going to do 20 pushups. Today.

"No, no, no, please don't!"

TODAY AT 3:00.

[brainfiber]

they must be sick. Like i said this pond was at the house when we bought...i just wanted to fill the thing in...but the missus decided we'd put fish in it...so now we have this net/cover over it so the kids don't drown, and now since the fish are dying she wants to buy a filter for the thing...i don't know...i'm just like whatever.

right now on the pod: Bob Dylan -- "Lily, rosemary and the jack of hearts"

[brainfiber]

hey plasto have you seen the trailer for that movie about the golden gate bridge and folks jumping off it?

[brainfiber]

anybody see conan the other night when they had a camera at the blaine thing? First they showed blaine and peopleall looking at him and then conan says "and our own whale friend is doing his own stunt" and they have this big whale lying on the sidewalk and all these fish in bowls looking at it.

classic

[Plasto]

No, but I heard about it on the local news.

Jumping off the golden gate bridge is not the easiest way to kill yourself. Basically you die from blunt trauma, your ribs break and penetrate your lungs and your heart, and you die screaming in pain as toxic water fills your mouth.

Whoa, I think I just stumbled upon my "git er done" catchphrase. See whole second paragraph.

[brainfiber]

i have to think you sort of get the same feeling you have the moment you decide to jump into a cold pool...that brief second your in the air thinking what the hell did you jump for.

except for instead of a brief second, your falling for a few seconds (what do you think..at least 5 seconds) and instead of being freezing for a few seconds, your dead.

[Plasto]

yeah, you're dead and will never taste guacamole again.