Alliteration Is Rocks!

[matthew]

Will Lindsay Lohan be the next Wonder Woman?

Although no talks have even begun, Lindsay Lohan thinks playing the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming feature would be "cool."

By Mark Umbach, FilmStew.com

Everybody is wondering which woman will be Wonder Woman. If it were up to starlet Lindsay Lohan, she says she'd take the pilot's seat in the invisible jet in a heartbeat. Buffy the Vampire Slayer vet Joss Whedon is currently developing a feature film based on the comic book superheroine for Warner Bros. Pictures.

While Lohan admits that she's currently looking for roles outside her current milieu of teen a kiddie films, she thinks playing Diana Prince would be too cool. "Wonder Woman would be cool. I'm trying to find roles right now that are different to anything I've done to show my abilities, to show that I have some sort of stretch in me. Because most of the things that I've done so far are aimed at younger girls and are light-hearted," she recently told OK! magazine.

Before focusing on any other film projects, however, Lohan wants to get her album completed. “I’m trying to work on some lyrics for my next album in my free time. It’ll be a little different to the last one – I’m starting recording next month," she said in OK!.

For three seasons Lynda Carter played the Golden Lasso of Truth-wielding, bulletproof cuff-wearing, American flag-donned hero on the CBS television series. One just wonders what Carter would thing of Lohan filling her red, patent leather boots.

[brainfiber]

hey dork, take it to the comic aisles...


The reason why Larry cable guy didn't take number one is because he lost the hardcore hee haw fans in mourning for buck owens. Plus it was Nascar bristol weekend..."NASCAR...speeding for Christ"


so how was everyone's weekend...my was very Kind


last night me and the missus had the best game of dodge ball with the kids...the kids loved getting hit with balls...and we loved hitting them with them! They'd run around and try to hide and then pop out and give me "na na nah na nah"...not knowing that i was using covert techniques to track their whereabouts...mostly seeing their reflections in the windows...so they'd pop their head around the corner "nah nah" POW! Right in the kisser.

[brainfiber]

So I get one of these questions from my six year old while watching Memphis the other night...

"Hey Dad, how come they only let brown people play on that team"

so what are my options:

1. Tell him that brown folk are just better than white folk at hoops.

2. Tell him that Brown people have the power and they don't want whitey playing with them.

3. Tell him it's probably a place where only brown people live and their college is mostly brown follk so that's who plays b-ball.

4. "Hey who wants candy?"

[Doctor Rock]

5. Tell him that brown people don't get the same breaks as everyone else and one of the few things they can do were being brown isn't a liability is professional sports.  You could also mention that most of the brown skinned positive role models brown kids are exposed to are professional athletes.  

Too complicated, eh?

[Doctor Rock]

Become Republican!

[brainfiber]

it was college ball though...

like there's any brown people up in Canada..I've seen your hockey teams

canada...land of cold white people

[Doctor Rock]

College ball is the only way to get a ticket to the NBA.  

[Sabamah]

i like how we're still calling them brown people.

[brainfiber]

College ball is the only way to get a ticket to the NBA.  

2 words...

kobe
lebron

[Doctor Rock]

College ball is the only way to get a ticket to the NBA.  

2 words...

kobe
lebron

What about them? Two exceptions to the rule.  

[Doctor Rock]

i like how we're still calling them brown people.

Ma'am, Brainfiber started it.    

[brainfiber]

College ball is the only way to get a ticket to the NBA.  

2 words...

kobe
lebron

What about them? Two exceptions to the rule.  

i'm just pointing out the fact that if you're going to make a statement that is blatenly false i'm going to call you on it.

If you're going to throw around racist bile in this here theater i'm going to call you on it.

If you're going force your 19th century slave trader view on us, well then  I'm going to call you on it.

You did say only. I was just pointing out the truth.

[brainfiber]

i like how we're still calling them brown people.

Don't like at me, I didn't start it.  

well then, i'll just take my like elsewhere

[Sabamah]

like off, rosa.

[Doctor Rock]

College ball is the only way to get a ticket to the NBA.  

2 words...

kobe
lebron

What about them? Two exceptions to the rule.  

i'm just pointing out the fact that if you're going to make a statement that is blatenly false i'm going to call you on it.

If you're going to throw around racist bile in this here theater i'm going to call you on it.

If you're going force your 19th century slave trader view on us, well then  I'm going to call you on it.

You did say only. I was just pointing out the truth.

Don't get all uppity on me, boy!