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[Tripp]

If my history of flyer making is any indication then it will bring no-one out to the show.

[brainfiber]

so the other night i was up like at 2 in the morning...couldn't sleep (daughter up crying, puking)...so i turned on this show on Discovery or national geograhic...Black beard terror on the high sea...anyone see it? He was one badass mother.

At one point he marries some southern belle...and she's going to make him legit and a gentlemen...she makes some comment to the govern of charleston and i guess  blackbeard found this inappropriate for a lady...something about the governors pantaloons...so blackbeard took her back to the ship and let all the other pirates take a turn with her...pirate code of honor or something.

and talk about a beard!

[Doctor Rock]

I guess back then gang bangs were called pirate bangs.  

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

i hope it's an all ages show, because that poster's going to bring out every nerd in memphis.

am i right or am i right?

It's an "All Mental Ages Show" aight?

[Moetown]

am i right or am i right?

Are those my only choices?

[Moetown]

CLEVELAND - Beginning the fourth year of an unpopular war, President Bush defended his Iraq record on Monday against skeptical questioning. He said he could "understand people being disheartened" but appealed to Americans to look beyond the bloodshed and see signs of progress.





In other words, don't worry about the 2,318 dead and 16,653 wounded American soldiers. Don't think about the 33,000 - 38,000 dead Iraqi civilians. Just look at all the wonderful tangible signs of progress.  

[Moetown]

If Jesus were alive today, he'd be spinning like a pinwheel on his cross.