A happy morning song for St. Patty's Day!!!

[Doctor Rock]

I watched all 3hrs and 26mins of Seven Samurai twice in two days (once with the commentary track on, you see) after I said I was going to wait to take oot the Criterion Collection edition for a while. Still doesn't feel like more 120mins.  Second time I watched (with commentary) it while using an exercise bike (not mine, obviously) I dragged up from the basement...not because I like exercise, but because I am so itching to get biking again. Still, I can't remember I biked for three and a half hours straight. hmmm.

With about an hour left I got a call from the library and they told me they got in the "Office Special DVD" I requested (the library already had the regular seasons)...so I raced to the end of shichi nin no samurai and then tore through the cold woods still covered in slight persperation (chilly) from the stupid exercise bike and got there just as it closed...but I lied to the guy at the door and said I was just dropping off something but then the librarian said, "and you're also picking something up" and I said "Oh, yeah...I knew there was a reason I was running." But I really wanted to FLIP OFF the custodian/door man and all the librarians because they give me such shit for coming in at the last minute all the time (and being a general pain in the ass)...FUCK YOU, LIBITCHES, I WON THIS TIME, YOU MOTHERS!

They usually win and close like 10-15 mins early and I end up walking the 20 mins to the library to closed doors and then unjustly paying fines for something that WOULD have been returned on time (had they been open like they should be).


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But, now of course I am too tired to watch it and am going to bed.

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I was going to post a ILTS, but your maniacal laughter at the end ruined it for me.  

[matthew]

Great Moments In Diplomacy #2492122

[Moetown]

Check out the tres hot France Gall

[matthew]

You into Claudine Longet? I grew up watching "The Party" and I developed a crush on her as a kid. The French voice in song can be quite lulling.

[matthew]

but then they shoot you.

[matthew]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/M2GkhjNj0FM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/M2GkhjNj0FM</a>

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

LIBITCHES!

[Moetown]

Don't know Claudine yet, but I'll check her out. She's pretty but she looks like she just walked out of a vampire movie.

[matthew]

Guns don't kill Olympic Skiers, French Pop Stars Do.

[matthew]

There's a Stones song about her...didn't make the final cut of "Emotional Rescue" for obvious (i.e. legal) reasons:

Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail (again)
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine

Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail (again)
She only does it at weekends
Claudine
Oh, Claudine

Now only Spider knows for sure
But he ain't talkin' about it any more
Is he, Claudine?

There's blood in the chalet
And blood in the snow
(She)Washed her hands of the whole damn show
The best thing you could do, Claudine

Shot him once right through the head
Shot him twice right through the chest
The judge says (ruled) it was an accident
Claudine
Accidents will happen
(In the best homes)

And Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine

(Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine) [additional chorus]

I'll tell you something
Now Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine

Tell you one more
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
Huh Claudine?

Oh Claudine...

Oooo ...
What about the children, baby?
Poor, poor children

Now I threaten my wife with a gun
I always leave the safety on
I recommend it
Claudine

Now she pistol whipped me once or twice
But she never tried to take my life
(What do you think about that)
Claudine

The prettiest girl I ever seen
I saw you on the movie screen
Hope you don't try to make a sacrifice of me
Claudine
(Don't get trigger happy with me)
Don't wave a gun at me
(Claudine)

I said Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine

I said Claudine's back in jail again
Claudine's back in jail again
She only does it at weekends
Claudine

Keith, will you put that weapon down?

Oh Claudine

Oh Claudine