6 Martinis, Broken Glasses, and Lust

[Moetown]

Imagine how much you'd be drinking if you were in Baghdad? Imagine how much I would be? One of the ironies of Muslim nations: they have so many reasons to drink, yet it's against the faith to do so.

I'd rather be contributing money to the opium trade in Afghanistan than hanging out in Baghdad.

[Moetown]

LASHKARGAH, Afghanistan -  Afghanistan will encourage its powerful drug lords to invest their illegally earned profits in the war-shattered country, according to the governor of the nation's top opium-growing region.
The offer comes amid warnings of another bumper poppy crop that will fuel a booming narcotics trade, which already accounts for 35 percent of the impoverished country's income.





They ought to invest it in gold.

[Moetown]

I might spend the summer in Afghanistan.

[Moetown]

Tripp avoided my question.

[matthew]

So, the Genie Awards, eh? Isn't that the sort of red carpet thang that JSG attends?

Anyone (I'm speaking to the Canucks now) seen this movie, C.R.A.Z.Y.? It's everywhere you go in Montreal. Mucho press, DVD displays everywhere. One of the stars is my sister's ex-boyfriend's drummer...and now the band is supposedly ending up on the special edition of the DVD. As his agents are trying to make him into a Quebecois hearthrob, more and more people (girls/gay guys/people into celebrity) are going to be showing up for his shows.

Well, good for them I guess.

What is weird, is I was looking for the Montreal Mirror article on them, and I came across this review of their demo on some British music site... which features the line "‘Hungrythirsty’ begins with the line “Well I’m a rock star baby and its getting old” and the chorus is surely the best ode to a girl named Emily released by an artist from the other side of the atlantic."

I have to wonder...do they still play that song? And how does my sis feel about it...

 

[Tripp]

I've been pot-free for about 5 days now. I'm pretty much enjoying it. My moods have evened out and I'm having  really crazy vibrant dreams. WHo knew?

What was the cause behind such extreme behavior?

I can't afford any.

[matthew]

Hey, so necessity is the author of change.

[matthew]

Imagine how much you'd be drinking if you were in Baghdad? Imagine how much I would be? One of the ironies of Muslim nations: they have so many reasons to drink, yet it's against the faith to do so.

I'd rather be contributing money to the opium trade in Afghanistan than hanging out in Baghdad.

Same here.

I think I'd rather smoke opium than drink anyway. God knows I'd probably prefer to shoot heroin too (except for the shooting part), but I'd rather not think about it.

[Tripp]

I wasn't avoiding the question, just getting busy. All these morons are putting in orders for St Patrick's day shirts so I'm getting buried.

I'm attracted to women every day and have been my whole life. I friggin love women. I'm like that Horny Wolf in the Tex Avery cartoons EVERY DAY. But seriously if I was attracted to one enough to make me want to cheat then I'd have to consider that I'm not attracted enough to my main woman and therefore should not be with her OR I should find out if she's into three-ways.

But  I haven't been attracted enough to anyone to make me think I made the wrong decision about Sheri.

Plus y'know, Sheri's super-hot.

[matthew]

I have no problem with needles in general (blood tests, etc..no prob), but I am not a big fan of injections. While I loved every second of morphine, the feeling of a fluid being introduced directly into my bloodstream always kinda creeped me out.

Plus, once you're really far gone, the whole abscess thing.

[matthew]

I'm attracted to women every day and have been my whole life. I friggin love women. I'm like that Horny Wolf in the Tex Avery cartoons EVERY DAY.

I think that probably describes every man alive.

Obviously I am excluding the gays.

[matthew]

I think it's wrong for any guy on this board to cheat on their woman until we find one for old Matt. Share the wealth, please.

 

[Tripp]

This ain't Eharmony dude.

[brainfiber]

i'm experiencing the same thing with the dreams...

my lack of jib though stems from my man being away on vacation...i should of planned better...but i needed the break...though now that i stopped i think i'm getting bronchitis...which to put a postive spin on it, might actually result in me getting some legal opiates.

as for my two cents about being attracted to other women while being married or with the same girl for a years...hey isn't that what masturbation is for?

the other day i come home and my wife informs me that her hot friend is up in our room taking a shower... what!!! then she comes downstairs hair still wet, just glistening...man i don't need to deal with that first thing getting home from work.

or just last week my wife's friend cuts my hair...she's totally leaning into me and I gotta do all i can do not to chub up...

or a few weeks ago my neighbors's kids are over playing with my kids and she's like "c'mon boys mom's got things to do" so i'm like "hey i'll watch them for a while" they were just playing outside... and she's like "ok good...that'll give me time to go home and shower"   Oh jeez....another showering woman!!!

Ahhhhh!!!

life is cruel.  

[matthew]

And Montreal goddamn...I have to live in a city filled to brim with beautiful women...none of which like me.

None of whom?

Whatever.

I don't think they allow unattractive women in city limits. I amazed that we have such a large gay community here, and not a more substantial lesbian community.

I guess it's not a looks thing afterall.

I fall in love about 87 times everytime I head downtown. Every bus, every metro, every corner, every store, every street, every five feet.

And that didn't stop when I was in a realtionship either. But I realize it doesn't for anyone...I'm sure W _ _ _ _ saw all sorts of guys she fantasized about...human nature and all.

Still, why does that hurt...the idea that the one you love would be attracted to others? Even when you realize you too are "guilty" of it?

Human nature is also unrealistic.