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[Sabamah]

so, apparently me and the geologist are just friends now. he informed me of this while i was in his bed (as per his invitation) making out with him at 3 o'clock this morning. and wow, i don't think i've ever reached these depths of feeling unattractive. it's great!


also, i'm for real a fucking brunette now and i am not liking it. FUCK!

[Sabamah]

it would be really awesome if people posted today.

[brainfiber]

sorry to hear that...hope you left him with blue balls.


fuck that guy Savs...i mean not like you already did...but like in a "Oh...so you wanna be friends...so let me just start by sticking my fist up your ass...that's the way i say 'fuck off' to my friends" way.

[brainfiber]

tell him to go take his rock collection and shove it up his ass*


*meant as an insult...not in a sexual gratifying way ala Dan.

[Sabamah]

sorry to hear that...hope you left him with blue balls.

he had a hard-on pressed firmly against me when we magically became friends, so maybe so.

(shouting from the mountaintops)

WHAT THE FUCK?!??!?

[brainfiber]

if it makes you feel better I'll give you the heads up on a new food product I plan to unleash on food crazed Americans.

Now you've got the drinkable yogurt...and you have your drinkable soup...so what's next.

Drinkable oatmeal. Who hasn't been driving down the highway and wanted a little oatmeal? Well after setting up your hot plate, pouring the water, ripping open the oatmeal pack and stirring it to the right level of thickeness you've hit the back of a tractor trailer and are dead.

And we all know being Dead is no way to live.

So I've come up with drinkable oatmeal. Self heating container...like those coffees they make...you shake it up...gets warm and mixed...no spoons, no hot plate and most importantly you're still alive.

Dolan's Oatmeal Drink...It keeps you from dying!

[Tripp]

Was this hard-on ROCK hard??

[Doctor Rock]

so, apparently me and the geologist are just friends now. he informed me of this while i was in his bed (as per his invitation) making out with him at 3 o'clock this morning. and wow, i don't think i've ever reached these depths of feeling unattractive. it's great!


also, i'm for real a fucking brunette now and i am not liking it. FUCK!

Ok, what's his name?  If I ever come across him at a conference, I'll give him a friendly knock on the head with a rock sample:  "This one's for making Bammers sad."

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Dude's crazy.

Was this hard-on ROCK hard??

knnch

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Why am I Gosse, J^er. now?

Moetown's the one who said this:

It's so frustrating when you type out a bunch of shit and accidently hit the wrong button. Fuckin' shit, man!

[brainfiber]

i think it was in response to your acking.

the name looks really dumb next to your avant garde

hey does anybody use yahoo for a simple spell check...if i'm not sure of a word i just throw it in yahoo and then it says "did you mean..." and i get the spelling right.

google this jeeves

[regular tom]

GAY!!!  O!!!  SO!!!!!



rock hard in a funky place.

[Doctor Rock]

Why am I Gosse, J^er. now?

Moetown's the one who said this:

It's so frustrating when you type out a bunch of shit and accidently hit the wrong button. Fuckin' shit, man!

That wasn't me.  I just threatened.  Someone else did it.  

[regular tom]

who else is going to make the south main gallery crawl scene tonight?  besides me, bamah, and the Kid, i mean.

tripp?

cute effin slim sticky icky?

[Moetown]

Bamah, I'm really sorry to hear about the "just friends" bit. I hope you're not going to stay friends. Does he mean like friend friends or fuck-buddy friend?