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« on: February 22, 2006, 09:59:31 AM »

Cawnation, left a happy home
Cawnation, to live on your own
Cawnation, you want to live in sin
Cawnation, it's a rock 'n' roll -
Cawnation, just a bundle of joy
Cawnation, you're a toy for a boy
Cawnation, you got dollars in your eye
Cawnation, chasin' that pie in the sky
Cawnation, rock 'n' roll
Cawnation


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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2006, 10:01:22 AM »

You may wonder, how can wood get so hard? Well the wood became hard over millions of years...

interesting...it only takes a few hours of sleep everynight and i wake up with my wood so hard
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2006, 10:08:30 AM »

ugh...I just arose...haven't woken yet...I got to get great ready to go downtown to hear a lecture on the history of slavery (yeah, we had that too) in Canada. Got home late last night after a screening of the documentary "Aristide and the Endless Revolution" and the following lecture...

No, I'm not actually in school yet. This is like practice or something.  

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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2006, 10:09:58 AM »

just arisen?
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2006, 10:10:17 AM »

We shall rise up?
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2006, 10:10:39 AM »

I better not be the only whitey at this lecture.
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2006, 10:11:09 AM »

Pumps Fist.
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2006, 10:12:04 AM »

(combo waking up/erection/I Arise/black power/black history month post)
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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2006, 10:13:29 AM »

Man, picking cotton must of been hell in Canada...

"Here you go sir...here's your cotton..ya sir ya sir, a whole bagful of sweet fluffy white cotton"

"That's snow"

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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2006, 10:14:23 AM »

I saw the punch line, but I still laughed.

ka-ching.
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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2006, 10:15:24 AM »

Unfortunately our snow is neither fluffy nor sweet...it's icy and cold and frozen and hard (like hardwood).

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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2006, 10:17:25 AM »

Perhaps I should taste it?
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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2006, 10:20:51 AM »

nothing "beats" the taste of morning wood

(slurp...slurp)

ah!...good to the last drop
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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2006, 10:23:04 AM »

ah, sometimes I feel like big whitey attending events organized by Haiti Action Montreal...blargh...


There is this gorgeous Ugandan girl that is one of the principal organizers though...
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« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2006, 10:24:09 AM »

I think mine has turned to driftwood.
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