I choo choo choose You

[brainfiber]

tired of the same old cupid and arrows?

This February 14th, why not make it a  special Valentines DAy...with a Hallmark Brokeback Mountain Greeting


Roses are Red
So is my Poo
My ass has been
bleeding for days
Thanks to you!

[brainfiber]

I guess this would have been more topical...


Roses are red
your cuts are too
I shot you in the face
just to say I love You


Love Dick

[Doctor Rock]

Twenty monks and one nun, who was named Eshun, were practicing meditation with a certain Zen master.

Eshun was very pretty even though her head was shaved and her dress plain. Several monks secretly fell in love with her. One of them wrote her a love letter, insisting upon a private meeting.

Eshun did not reply. The following day the master gave a lecture to the group, and when it was over, Eshun arose. Addressing the one who had written to her, she said: "If you really love me so much, come and embrace me now."

[Doctor Rock]

Rosa is a red
and he has the blues
St Valentine's day sucks
And this doesn't rhyme wit anything.  

Bleh!

I'm not romantic.  

[brainfiber]

man can't you just pretend to be for one day?

Go buy your lady friend some ridiculous sized teddy bear and box of chocolates and flowers...

go find some Shelley or Wordsworth poem and recite it to her.

Isn't there some sort of "love rock" you can give her from your collection?

[Doctor Rock]

man can't you just pretend to be for one day?

Go buy your lady friend some ridiculous sized teddy bear and box of chocolates and flowers...

go find some Shelley or Wordsworth poem and recite it to her.

Isn't there some sort of "love rock" you can give her from your collection?

I'll do my best.  

Er... My love rocks...  (wink wink nudge nudge)

[Sabamah]

Isn't there some sort of "love rock" you can give her from your collection?

HA


btw, don't recite a poem

[brainfiber]

Isn't there some sort of "love rock" you can give her from your collection?

HA


btw, don't recite a poem

she's right...you should write her a song.


_{bamah...shhhhh...i'm giving Rosa some good ideas}

[brainfiber]

damn, he already left...

and i didn't even get to tell him my sky writing idea.

[Sabamah]

he should walk around with a sandwich board that says "merci for still sleeping with me"

[brainfiber]

All kidding aside, what he should really do is get her the gift of the true romantic...the gift that keeps on giving...better than pearls and diamonds...give her what she really wants.

Edible undies.


I think you can pick them up at Spencers.

Is that still a store?

[Sabamah]

actually, better than that is "fundies!" they are underwear that you and your partner wear together. i did not know these existed until very recently.

[Sabamah]

so what are you doing for valentine's day for your wife, bf? (this question is also extended to all attached crappity dudes)

[brainfiber]

well I started by getting her a dozen red roses...delivered to the house.
 
this is a very simple thing to do...order and pay online and they deliver...and the payoff is huge! Chicks love roses!

Having 3 kids sort of rules out going out tonight...first we don't have a baby sitter available...second I just spent our dinner money on roses...so we'll feed the kids early and then we'll get some take out from like one of thoses chains...Ruby tuesdays...and have a nice romantic dinner in front of the fire and watch the American Idol...

Man, with romance with that is there any wonder I have three kids.

Also is there any wonder that i have too much (clap clap!) time on my hands.

So what are your plans? Is there a man in your life?

[Sabamah]

tonight i'm going out to dinner with 2 couples and the new dude that i have a crush on. he is a cute and funny geologist. it's one of those deals where i THINK he likes me, but i'm not sure! for example, on saturday he was being flirty and following me around everywhere, then took me home, came in for a drink, then just left! nothin'! ?? but i think that if you're not interested in a girl, you

a) won't take them up on an offer to have a late night drink at her place

and

b) won't go out on a couple's valentine's day dinner with her


but who knows. he's fairly new in town so maybe he's just looking for a new best buddy pal friend. we'll see what a few sake martinis will bring out, i suppose.