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« on: February 9, 2006, 09:47:25 AM » |
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Must stop slacking...must do work...deadlines...you have two days you can salvage the week last two weeks.
Go get a cup of coffee and and throw the hammer down...run the gauntlet...put the pedal to the metal...live long and prosper...porcupine heiney rub...now that was just silly...
(steps to the end of the diving board overlooking that pool of work)
Well, here goes nothing.
(pinches nose, steps off end of board)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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« Reply #1 on: February 9, 2006, 10:02:24 AM » |
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I'm not a ....strong.. swimmer.
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I don't use the word don't.
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« Reply #2 on: February 9, 2006, 10:32:23 AM » |
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When there is nothing left to burn
you have to set yourself on fire!
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« Reply #3 on: February 9, 2006, 10:39:52 AM » |
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When there was no dirt
we ate sand
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« Reply #4 on: February 9, 2006, 10:40:23 AM » |
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Here I am without a Care in the world...
Wait my mistake...Hello young lady...how about me and you ditch this gin joint and head out for a couple of high-colonics?
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« Reply #5 on: February 9, 2006, 10:52:18 AM » |
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Here I am without a Care in the world...
Wait my mistake...Hello young lady...how about me and you ditch this gin joint and head out for a couple of high-colonics?
Delish! It's gotta be better than this Greens+ stuff I've been drinking in the morning.  |
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« Reply #6 on: February 9, 2006, 10:55:14 AM » |
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The roommate was just here. He told me he was going to "get rid of it" (take it to work or whatever), but he lied -- he left a donut right in front of the espresso machine! Tempting chocolate-frosted bastard*!!
*The donut, not JeffWerbo. He's just a plain bastard.
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« Reply #7 on: February 9, 2006, 10:56:42 AM » |
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you got it all wrong...you need to smoke the green stuff in the morning.
drink the black stuff (or brown once you put the white stuff in)
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« Reply #8 on: February 9, 2006, 10:57:49 AM » |
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So far, I've had no dates as a result of my personal ad at Nerve.com, but two creepy guys have emailed and more have sent a "wink." Yay!  (Alright, it's only been a week, but still.) |
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« Reply #9 on: February 9, 2006, 10:58:30 AM » |
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you got it all wrong...you need to smoke the green stuff in the morning.
drink the black stuff (or brown once you put the white stuff in)
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« Reply #10 on: February 9, 2006, 10:58:59 AM » |
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'course, if I was high, I would totally eat that donut and skip the Pilates...
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« Reply #11 on: February 9, 2006, 11:03:02 AM » |
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donut in hand is the devil's breakfast.
Nothing good can come from a donut in the morning...same goes for bagels...i'll let an english muffin slide in there because they're so good with all their nooks and crannies.
I can't eat sugary stuff anymore...i get too tired...especially after lunch...i got into the habit of getting skittles after lunch and they just make me crash.
I'm eating all my sweets before bed...but not if i'm drinking cause i don't like to mix sweets and booze.
My favorite sweet things: Suzy Q's.
oh and during the season Candy canes...those babies are a stoner's delight.
oh and i got 3 charleston chews (long ones!) for a buck at the drug store..threw them in the freezer and then smash them...
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« Reply #12 on: February 9, 2006, 11:06:43 AM » |
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I can't eat sugary stuff anymore...i get too tired...especially after lunch...i got into the habit of getting skittles after lunch and they just make me crash. That's where the mid- to late-afternoon cocaine should kick in. Ok... I know this is a dumb Canadian question, but what the hell are Suzy Q's and Charleston Chews? And why do we smash the CC's? |
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« Reply #13 on: February 9, 2006, 11:12:34 AM » |
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there so good...some bands have even sung about how much they love Suzy Q's
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« Reply #14 on: February 9, 2006, 11:16:05 AM » |
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they're made with some sort of marshmellow goo in the middle...which freezes so niceley...then you "whack" it on a table and they break into nice bite size pieces...the frozen marshmellow melts in your mouth...pure yummy nirvana.
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