"Baked?" I'll ask ya.

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Re:"Baked?" I'll ask ya.

« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2006, 02:23:07 AM »

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Crue gets a star.

LOS ANGELES - It was girls, girls, girls Wednesday when Motley Crue, the bad boys of '80s heavy-metal music, received the 2,301st star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.


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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...

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Re:"Baked?" I'll ask ya.

« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2006, 02:45:50 AM »

Hold the lattice, please. Hey, I want to dance. I'm going to imitate a small magnetic head jerking back and forth...

Whoa, lattice. On TV just now, "KFC" commercial. NO mention of the word "chicken," i waited for it. Mentions chicken parts. But at the end, there is a billboard graphic that says "CHICKEN CAPITAL U.S.A." Just no verbal acknowledgement that humans sit down and devour the shit out of some fried chicken there.


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Re:"Baked?" I'll ask ya.

« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2006, 02:50:29 AM »

So, I had a weird dream the other night. I'm in the elevator. Victoria Jackson is there. I am incredibly attracted to her, like, BRRRING! God. I'm there, she's there. I say "so, do you want to, um, stop the elevator?" Yeah! her eyes say and she pulls a lever (SLAM! the elevator stops) and we start making out.

My dreams aren't usually this good. I think Victoria Jackson was just happy to be in her first sex dream since 1990.

Check out my new avatar. When I look at it, I hear the opening theme of _Dallas_ . Jeff Gocatgo has to put some musical tones up in here.


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Re:"Baked?" I'll ask ya.

« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2006, 02:52:24 AM »

I really resent my continuing link on this goddam website to the band Motley Crue. They're them, I'm me.


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