Unhealthy Urges

[Moetown]

I've got to go to a fucking "teacher training" thing this morning. Gahhh!

I've already smoked a bunch, now I want to knock back some designer bourbon and do a bunch of drugs. I think my main problem right now is that I'm professionally dissatisfied. I don't want to be an ESL teacher for the rest of my life. I don't even want to do it for another year. My boss keeps pissing me off, and the secretary is a controlling cunt who has somehow managed to manipulate my boss into doing her bidding. She's the only black person on our staff. The only reason that's of any significance is because she reminds us of it all the time. Any time anyone shows her any ill will, it's not because she's an asshole cunt-faced bitch, it's because she's black. If anybody is "not like the others" at work, it's me. I'm the only person on our staff who isn't a devout crucifix-wearing die-hard Christian. I have no other career options at this point, but I just want to go in and tell them that since they're so set on controlling shit in my classroom, then maybe it would be better for the program if they taught it too. I'm tempted to jump off the edge without a net...or Annette.

[Moetown]

And which one of you crept in and hid my wallet last night.









Pogo - If and when I find my wallet, I'm planning on witnessing the awesome rock n' roll power of your new band this Sunday.

[Moetown]

Cause Sunday night's awright for witnessing
Get some testifying in.

[regular tom]

will Unhealthy become Uncontrollable?


will Moetown ever find his wallet?



tune in tomorrow...

[regular tom]

i'd love to stay and offer my counsel, but i have to be down in the atlanta conference room in a few for the beginning of the business meeting.


my advice:  fuck 'em.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

will do.

and now, for your entertainment, i present the clogging mcclain clan!  here they are in the middle of their salute to stormin' norman schwartzkopf, victorious general of the gulf war, and all of our brave american troops.

Norman Schwartzkopf?!

Somethin' tells me you wanna go home.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

US Military deaths at 1,996.

How come you're not posting in your own weekend topic, Moe?

[Moetown]

I'm a joiner.

[Moetown]

Christianity, with the simplicity of the New Testament, was a good way for people to get together and tell the Jews to fuck off and burn in Hell.

My boss thinks god tells her what to do. I'm absolutely going bonkers dealing with people who think they have some sort of inside track into the way "god works." Oh, it's not only how god works, I've heard my boss say, "This is what god wants."  I don't know. Seems to me that right now, god wants her to make my life miserable.

[Moetown]

I thnk I accidently double-dosed my clonazepam. I can barely keep my eyes open. I'm off to bed.

[matthew]

I double dosed my diazepam and it ain't doing nothing.

[matthew]

whoops...that was my 5000th

yay...or something.

To celebrate...let us laugh at a blurry Celine Dion

Well, at least she attacked the administration.

[matthew]

Do, there's this section of apartment buildings I cut through every couple of days to get to either the local mall or the library...and in the parking lot of one of these buildings sits a white van with all sorts of great bumper stickers covering it's rear.

Last night, I pulled out my pad and jotted them down:

"Don't Let My Car Fool You, My Treasure Is In Heaven"

"Fight Evil With Prayer"

"TRY JESUS"

"Believe In The Power Of Prayer"

"No Jesus, No Peace.
 Know Jesus, Know Peace."

And in the middle of the van above the license plate: "GOD IS ALIVE"




Yeah, this doesn't look much like treasure to me, anyway.

[Moetown]

Who says we're not winning the War on Terror?

[Moetown]

Today's out on a limb prediction:

Before the 2006 mid-term elections The U.S. will start a war with Syria - possibly via the Israeli army - and by so doing (whether inadvertantly or on purpose), provoke Iran into declaring war on the U.S.  





I looked into a bowl of water and that's what I think I saw. Just call me Nostradumbass.