I picture JSG going out in a tight-battle-mini skirt to do battle with these Triffids!
Hmm. It was
something like that. 'Cept I was wearing a tank top and boy cut briefs (which read on the front, in a
lovely scroll font: "yes please") in lieu of a bathing suit.
The battle with the vines
was hott, though.
And there was alcohol involved. Duh.
Did I tell you about the time I got "accidentally" sprayed by the garden hose?
I was trying to think of something funny to do with "tank" top and something bout your bottom...but had nothing.
then i thought about something like placing a bomb in your tank and shooting it...but that didn't work.
then i thought of pigpen from the old grateful dead singing "good morning little school girl" about wanting to put a "tiger in your tank" and "riding your little machine."
then i thought how that dude drank himself to death by the time he was 27...no easy O.D. or shotgun suicide...that's the easy way out...
then i thought about that book leaving las vegas...and that guy's other book "assault on tony's"...and how he drank himself to death before he finished the book and you actually find out that before the end of the book "at this point the author died and his sister did her best to finish the book the way she though he would want it" which totally leaves you feeling ripped off.
Which made me think didn't that happen to Eyes wide shut.
which made me think of secret societies like the mason's...which made me think of compasses...which made me think "those were some lethal weapons in the hands of middle school kids" Wonder if they still use them?
At which point i figure you're all sick of this rant and i better start working.
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