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« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2005, 10:14:53 AM »
we're havin' a heatwave,
a crappity meatwave!
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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2005, 10:16:41 AM »
Quote from: caw on July 19, 2005, 10:12:52 AM
i'm pleased that plasto plopped a post in there.

quit spoiling all the surprises

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« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2005, 10:18:12 AM »
***********SOILER WARNING!!!!!***********

Does Dan really wear speedos?  He's so continental, y'all.
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« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2005, 10:20:32 AM »
Of course I wear speedos!   Roll Eyes

Have you ever tried to swim with big ass shorts?  
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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2005, 10:22:51 AM »
Quote from: Speedodan Tinypanties on July 19, 2005, 10:20:32 AM
Have you ever tried to swim with big ass shorts?  

Of course I have, Dan!   Roll Eyes

I'm an American.
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« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2005, 10:23:45 AM »
let's keep the party polite.

and the meatwave in the pouch.
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« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2005, 10:25:59 AM »
Today is Stephin Merritt Appreciation Day in my house.

I've always liked Magnetic Fields. But it turns out my roommate has everything the man has ever released so I'm diving in.
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« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2005, 10:26:37 AM »
We'll gay you up in no time, Jeff.
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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2005, 10:27:13 AM »
Dan, in our country we consider speedos to be...how you say?...vulgaire?
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« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2005, 10:31:44 AM »
I just attempted to find a humorous link for the phrase "Gay Jeff" and ended up deeply regretting running the search.

I may have some spelling errors in my next few posts, as I am temporarily blind.
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« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2005, 10:34:32 AM »
he blinded me with gay jeff!!
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« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2005, 10:37:02 AM »
remember when our cub reporter cappy gave us the scoop aboot the broken social scene pot bust in washington square park last week?  well, those annoying fuckheads over at pitchfork have a follow-up story that includes a photo of the one guy's badly beaten face.


to protect and serve.  unless you're a canadian trying to buy pot in one of the most notoriously awful places to buy pot in nyc (or the world).
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« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2005, 10:44:55 AM »
remember when david lee roth got busted for buying a dime bag in washington square park back in '93?  man, i miss the '90s.
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« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2005, 10:47:27 AM »
Thank you for not forgetting who broke this story wide open!

Nice sloppy seconds, pitchfork.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2005, 10:51:39 AM »
Quote from: Ayzkrem Cohen on July 19, 2005, 10:27:13 AM
Dan, in our country we consider speedos to be...how you say?...vulgaire?

In your country, you consider a little bit of tit scandalous...
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