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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2005, 10:44:45 AM » |
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i thought mitch hedberg was just a stoner, and i don't usually think of stoners OD'ing. i guess marijuana really is a gateway drug after all.  |
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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2005, 10:47:18 AM » |
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bamah, did you get that news on your comedy red phone? it isn't on any of the wire services yet!
i mean, i knew you had slept with a lot of comedians were well-connected, but i didn't realize you could scoop AP!
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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2005, 10:49:13 AM » |
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it isn't even on his official website yet! you scooped the hedberg webmaster too?!? dayumm. our girl is connected, yo. |
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2005, 10:54:44 AM » |
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I loved Mitch hedberg. Damn, that's really depressing.
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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2005, 10:55:17 AM » |
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oh a happier note...
today's the last day i have to wear a suit to work until november.
although i think sometimes i might miss it cause i look so damn good in it.
I was thinking of inventing a suit jacket with little speakers in the shoulders...because when i'm walking through the office i'm so cool, music should be just surrounding me.
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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2005, 10:55:27 AM » |
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don't have all of the details yet. all i know is that he died in new jersey and according to a reliable source, "Out of respect to him, I don't want to go into the details. Would prefer to see what the official news stories say."
god, it's so sad.
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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2005, 11:10:37 AM » |
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is that true about terri schiavo as well?
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« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2005, 11:12:05 AM » |
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no. i mean, she didn't overdose.  |
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« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2005, 11:12:20 AM » |
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and she wasn't particularly funny.
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« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2005, 11:13:06 AM » |
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at least not until her face was photoshopped onto peter frampton's head.
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« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2005, 11:13:47 AM » |
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Pretty funny as Joan of Arc cufflinks, too.
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« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2005, 11:14:14 AM » |
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There. I feel marginally better now.
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« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2005, 11:15:08 AM » |
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npr announced her death over an hour ago, and then said more news would follow. i thought, what news?!? she's dead! the end.
now all the freaks can take their protest home, and jesse jackson can get back to being reverend of whatever he's reverend of. and tom delay can get his dick knocked in the dirt for all the other shit hanging over his head.
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« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2005, 11:28:15 AM » |
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it's far from over...
now there's a fight over who gets the body.
then they'll be a fight about the funeral.
then they'll be a fight at the funeral.
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« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2005, 11:34:20 AM » |
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she's being cremated. and interred in the schiavo family plot ootside of philly.
so i suppose we'll have to see her walrus-headed father mumbling into a mic a few more times. and maybe a few freaks trying to resurrect her by stealing ashes and mixing them with holy water.
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