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« on: March 30, 2005, 10:06:37 AM »
Yesterday I was driving down GOD Blvd..(That is this road where there are about 5 GIGANTIC TOI's - Temples Of Insanity)  and I saw an electronic billboard for the temple (which will remain nameless to protect the 50,000 idiots who attend) and it read:

"WE NOW HAVE WI-FI...........NOW PROUDLY SERVING STARBUCKS!!!!.........."

HOLY SOY LATTE BATMAN!!!!!

What the HELL that is? (That is how cajuns say it, and it seemed appropriate)  

So now GOD is jumping on the new "Gourmet" coffee train.  I guess there menu would include:

$6.95  Mary's Machiatto - "If you click your heels enough time's it will appear to 2 little italian girls in Italy"
$1.95  Judas Juice - "We all know that the forbidden fruit was an apple"

What would be your favorites?Huh? I can send them in and maybe the barista can make it!!

Look, it has finally come to these cheesy, commercial-driven charlitans to stoop to any means necessary to peddle their concocted truth.  The pendulum has to swing back........I for one am for reaching out and YANKING it back!!!

PEACE!!
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2005, 09:20:37 AM »
Christaccino?
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2005, 09:24:28 AM »
I'm sure when jesus returns he'll be very impressed with their wireless innovations.
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2005, 09:40:25 AM »
I think JHC would say "you know all i really said was 'love one another'...and you have failed me horribly...NOW OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!!!"
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2005, 09:42:41 AM »
That's what I think. I also think Jesus would hang out with us not them.
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2005, 09:48:45 AM »
Oh and also he'd say "Hey, do you know where i can get a good deal on a pair of birkenstocks?"

I think he'd be embarrassed by how people have used him to their selfish advantages.

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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2005, 09:59:58 AM »
also he'd say... "What? Men don't wear robes around anymore.??"
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2005, 10:13:01 AM »
it ever

look i wrote it before ever

ain't that the sweetest thing you ever saw
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2005, 10:27:59 AM »
I can't believe that someone who was as hott as Nigel Tufnel could end up looking like Corky St. Clair.

's'all I'm sayin'...
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2005, 10:32:05 AM »
just heard that mitch hedberg died, apparently of an overdose. this probably doesn't mean anything to most of you, but he was a really really great comedian.


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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2005, 10:34:15 AM »
 Sad   (I don't know who that is, but I'll take your word for it.)


On a lighter note...

So, Bamah, where are you and The Kid staying when you come to T.O.?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha x a bazillion.
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2005, 10:37:30 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on March 31, 2005, 09:20:37 AM
Christaccino?


I would totally drink that.

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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2005, 10:43:11 AM »
terri schiavo died, too.
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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2005, 10:43:29 AM »
but not for anybody's sins.

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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2005, 10:44:04 AM »
Looks like there's a major thunderstorm a-brewin' and I'm supposed to go out in the world today to do some errands...

On the plus side, a good rain will wash away all that spring-thaw detritus and dog shit that's all over the parks, lawns, so it will feel kinda cleansing.

On the other hand, the humidity will make my hair frizzy.

So you can see my dilemma.
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