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« on: February 14, 2005, 09:42:51 AM » |
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let me count the ways...
one one thousand
two one thousand
three one thousand
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« Last Edit: February 14, 2005, 09:49:25 AM by brainfiber »
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2005, 09:48:51 AM » |
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Shall i compare thee to a winter's day...
There's bound to be some rear end collisions
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2005, 11:19:14 AM » |
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Nothing about Valentine's day really does it for me.
Chocolates, big red hearts, whatever. None of that stuff
puts me in a romantic mood.
Maybe red wine or italian food or sexy low-cut dresses.
Spikes.... whips... ball-gas... fire extinguishers..
but flowers? Candy? ??
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I don't use the word don't.
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2005, 11:38:36 AM » |
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uncle tripp, what's ball-gas?  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2005, 11:44:53 AM » |
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uncle tripp, what's ball-gas? can i answer? dipping your balls in gasoline is an old technique to heat the testicles to create stimulation through warmth. It's not very popular since flamable items and intense friction have a tendency to be combustible... I think a fan of ball gas used to be Jerry Lee Lewis. |
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2005, 11:46:57 AM » |
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i can make a wicked red rose out of play doh
I can also make a wicked noise like a cricket
rubbing his legs
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2005, 11:49:30 AM » |
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uncle tripp, what's ball-gas? dipping your balls in gasoline is an old technique to heat the testicles to create stimulation through warmth. omg are you for real? |
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2005, 11:50:07 AM » |
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yeah, ball-gas.
or as it's known in China...
red-hot testes
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2005, 11:53:06 AM » |
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i've never heard of that before!! i wish i had balls so i could try it. (happy valentine's day to me!)
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2005, 11:55:29 AM » |
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p.s. i really don't wish i had balls, you guys.
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salamé!
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2005, 11:57:35 AM » |
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p.s. i really wish i had you guys.
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Your powers are useless on me you silly billy.
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2005, 11:59:27 AM » |
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p.s. i really wish i had you guys.
he always sees right through me. (gazes out the window)  |
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2005, 12:01:01 PM » |
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another risk of "ball gas" is the after sex cigarette.
Many a post copulating couple met an unfortunate end after lighting up a smoke.
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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2005, 12:08:41 PM » |
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so how was wilco?
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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2005, 12:19:23 PM » |
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(gets a whiff of ball-gas, runs oot of the room)
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