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TheSTLKid
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« Reply #150 on: January 24, 2005, 10:04:58 PM »
Quote from: POGO! on January 24, 2005, 08:37:27 PM
i went to the senior citizens center and put soap on the toilet seats so when they sit down to take a brownie explosion, they slip


i used to put ketchup (catsup) packets under the toilet seats in fast food restaurant bathrooms so when people sat down for the poo's explosion then the back of legs got splattered. ok. i still do.

sorry.
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« Reply #151 on: January 24, 2005, 10:32:14 PM »
I don't think I've ever heard of Theresienstadt.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #152 on: January 24, 2005, 10:32:43 PM »
Quote from: TheSTLKid on January 24, 2005, 10:04:58 PM
Quote from: POGO! on January 24, 2005, 08:37:27 PM
i went to the senior citizens center and put soap on the toilet seats so when they sit down to take a brownie explosion, they slip


i used to put ketchup (catsup) packets under the toilet seats in fast food restaurant bathrooms so when people sat down for the poo's explosion then the back of legs got splattered. ok. i still do.

sorry.

that was you?
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
matthew
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« Reply #153 on: January 24, 2005, 10:33:56 PM »
nothing beats putting saran wrap across toilet bowls.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #154 on: January 24, 2005, 11:19:34 PM »
at least i stopped sneaking into people's back yards and peeing into their jars of sun tea. ok. i still do.

sorry.
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