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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2005, 10:59:11 AM »
Quote from: chad on January 24, 2005, 10:07:47 AM
Happy Slikkengras, everybody!


"...and the Lord said to the weary masses, 'Enough about me, you fools!  Go out; eat, drink and be merry!  Rejoice in the absence of unfamiliar family and cast aside the need for obligatory gift giving!  The holidays are past and I beseech thee to become wicked with drink and shepard's pie!'  And, lo, the masses responded by turning their backs on the Lord and selfishly indulged until all were satiated.  And the Lord looked down and saw he could get back to his knitting..."

ok, so...is this something y'all made up or what??   Huh
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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2005, 11:12:02 AM »
What's up, y'all?  I cut off the end of my right index finger Friday night.  Pretty smooth, huh?
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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2005, 11:13:56 AM »
Quote from: Sabamah on January 24, 2005, 10:59:11 AM
Quote from: chad on January 24, 2005, 10:07:47 AM
Happy Slikkengras, everybody!


"...and the Lord said to the weary masses, 'Enough about me, you fools!  Go out; eat, drink and be merry!  Rejoice in the absence of unfamiliar family and cast aside the need for obligatory gift giving!  The holidays are past and I beseech thee to become wicked with drink and shepard's pie!'  And, lo, the masses responded by turning their backs on the Lord and selfishly indulged until all were satiated.  And the Lord looked down and saw he could get back to his knitting..."

ok, so...is this something y'all made up or what??   Huh

One person can be "you all" too?  I thought I was finally starting to understand everything.
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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2005, 11:14:07 AM »
Quote from: Alan on January 24, 2005, 11:12:02 AM
What's up, y'all?  I cut off the end of my right index finger Friday night.  Pretty smooth, huh?

Whuzzah?
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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2005, 11:14:14 AM »
I slammed it in the door of a large cargo elevator.  No guitar playing for quite a while.  My band has cancelled all of our gigs through February.  
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2005, 11:14:22 AM »
and GOOD GOD y'all were active here this weekend! or should i say JSG was active here this weekend. have y'all read all that? jeez louise!


my weekend was too too fast. it included beale street, 3 a.m. dancing at raiford's, seeing the lost sounds and thinking of caw, getting my ass repeatedly squeezed by reigning sound greg (roberson), and being hungover. those are just the highlights. anybody else have a monday recap they'd like to share?
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2005, 11:15:02 AM »
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I slammed it in the door of a large cargo elevator.  

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!111111
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2005, 11:16:19 AM »
We were loading out after a gig in Tuscaloosa, AL.  It is unknown if I will regain feeling in the finger.
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2005, 11:16:30 AM »
YYYEEEOOOOWTCHERS!!!!

Jesus!!
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2005, 11:18:03 AM »
Now I'm all heffed up on goofballs.  Lorcet+
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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2005, 11:18:05 AM »
THIS should win hearts and minds



Maybe it will develop feelings and defend Iraqis
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« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2005, 11:20:11 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on January 24, 2005, 11:18:05 AM
THIS should win hearts and minds



Maybe it will develop feelings and defend Iraqis

i was sooo about to post that!! scooped again.
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« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2005, 11:20:22 AM »
Well Alan, Jerry Garcia had the same thing didn't he?
Now you just have to play 'slow-hand'.
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« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2005, 11:23:51 AM »
Alan, you didn't really cut off the tip, did you?  You're being hyperbolic, right?
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« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2005, 11:35:03 AM »
look at the bright side, dude. At least you didn't get your wang caught in the door.


Seriously though, I'm still cringing.
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