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« Reply #135 on: January 24, 2005, 07:47:52 PM » |
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joke didn't work? I was looking up info on hugging for JSG, and I found nothing except I ended up on Group Hug, and I find it astouding that almost all confessions have to do with sex. |
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #136 on: January 24, 2005, 07:53:47 PM » |
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #137 on: January 24, 2005, 07:55:45 PM » |
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that could be serious or a joke (I often say the same)...but some are so out there that they probably aren't: I like to masturbate by putting boiling coffee all over my genitals...I've been doing this since I was about 14, and I am now 57...The ironic part of my story is I don't even like to drink coffee. |
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« Reply #138 on: January 24, 2005, 08:05:32 PM » |
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I've watched my dad's homemade porn of my mom playing with herself Perhaps my problems are not so severe. |
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« Reply #139 on: January 24, 2005, 08:07:40 PM » |
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See? That's the spirit!  |
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"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." (Dorothy Parker)
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« Reply #140 on: January 24, 2005, 08:10:08 PM » |
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yeah, but a lot of them a really depressing and remind me of my problems. Especially the lost or unrequited love ones.
ack.
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« Reply #141 on: January 24, 2005, 08:20:19 PM » |
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i listened to an emo song earlier today this one cheered me up. |
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« Reply #142 on: January 24, 2005, 08:24:38 PM » |
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on my prom night i nailed my girlfriends grand mother I want to believe all of these. |
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« Reply #143 on: January 24, 2005, 08:25:54 PM » |
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it's kinda like reading a board of posts by only moe.
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« Reply #144 on: January 24, 2005, 08:37:27 PM » |
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i went to the senior citizens center and put soap on the toilet seats so when they sit down to take a brownie explosion, they slip
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« Reply #145 on: January 24, 2005, 09:39:43 PM » |
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During our senior year in highschool, some friends and I put liquid LSD in our math teacher's coffee. She thought she was having a nervous breakdown and went to the school nurse. On her way to the nurse I put my finger in her asshole and smelled it. She didn't know what was going on so I was able to put my finger in her butt. |
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« Reply #146 on: January 24, 2005, 09:46:20 PM » |
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it's kinda like reading a board of posts by only moe.
Thanks, Matt. Now maybe Moe will start hating you more than he hates me. |
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« Reply #147 on: January 24, 2005, 09:57:34 PM » |
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I thought it was funny.
I love moe's posts.
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« Reply #148 on: January 24, 2005, 09:59:08 PM » |
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Whenever I whine and bitch and moan I get karma.
Okay, I'm always whining and bitching and moaning, but I tend to get karma bonus points when I am more depressed about it then angry.
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« Reply #149 on: January 24, 2005, 10:02:15 PM » |
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Watching a documentary on Kurt Gerron.
That's really cheering me up.
A Jew forced to make a 'everything is alright in the Czechoslovakian ghetto' propaganda flick before being gassed by the Nazis.
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