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« on: January 24, 2005, 09:47:12 AM »

today is one of those perfect mathematical days.

Pi...oh yeah...i get it now.

so this was the cutest thing i read from all last week:

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back when bush pulled that stupid stunt on the airplane ship

I caught The Modest Mouse on the austin city limits...i have to tell you...i tuned in for GBV...but these mice fellows really impressed me.

just going to keep modifying my post...

so when can we expect a Johnny Carson DVD box set?

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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2005, 10:06:10 AM »

Thank you for that lovely rendition, Mr. Wilson...

And now we will now open our Biographical Dictionaries of Film to "Carson, Johnny."  Mr. Thomson will read for us...
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2005, 10:07:47 AM »

Happy Slikkengras, everybody!


"...and the Lord said to the weary masses, 'Enough about me, you fools!  Go out; eat, drink and be merry!  Rejoice in the absence of unfamiliar family and cast aside the need for obligatory gift giving!  The holidays are past and I beseech thee to become wicked with drink and shepard's pie!'  And, lo, the masses responded by turning their backs on the Lord and selfishly indulged until all were satiated.  And the Lord looked down and saw he could get back to his knitting..."

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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2005, 10:09:18 AM »

Can I get a "Huzzah!"?
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2005, 10:11:57 AM »

(Anxiously awaits the next modification of brainfiber's post.)
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2005, 10:15:26 AM »

i've already had my balls modified...what more do you want from me woman!
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2005, 10:15:33 AM »

I've just been slapped with a "GAY ALERT WARNING" by a Christian Conservative group!   Shocked





( Shocked and they slapped me right on my tuchas!!!    Shocked )
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2005, 10:17:25 AM »

(Anxiously awaits the next modification of brainfiber's post.)

I've been busily rewriting all of our posts from 2002.  I hope everyone notices the improvement.

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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2005, 10:18:41 AM »

I've just been slapped with a "GAY ALERT WARNING" by a Christian Conservative group!   Shocked





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did they just call you a fag?
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2005, 10:21:53 AM »

but they're the director's cut 5.1 mix...i love it!

does anbody besides me think that apocolypse now director's cut absolutely sucked? That is one of my favorite movies and he abosutley fucked it up.

it's a crop a shit now*


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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2005, 10:27:01 AM »

did they just call you a fag?

I was made by the nonprofit We Are Family Foundation to encourage tolerance and diversity.

But Christian activist groups the American Family Association and Focus On The Family say that I am an innocent and beloved internet character who is being exploited to promote the acceptance of homosexuality.

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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2005, 10:27:23 AM »

RIP Johnny Carson


I could go on and on about how much I love Johnny Carson.
Especially his ability to get a laugh out of a completely unfunny monologue. I remember being a tiny little kid and being so excited whenever I was able to stay up late watching the Tonight Show. It was like sneaking into a bar or something.
I've already been missing Johnny since he effectively vanished ten years ago. But yeah, the news gets me kinda misty.

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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2005, 10:28:22 AM »

Beloved Internet Character??






ok, I'll buy that.
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2005, 10:29:47 AM »

The Tonight Show felt distinctly like adulthood to me as a child.
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2005, 10:33:23 AM »

My special slogan which has been designed for the encouragement of "tolerance and diversity" is as follows:

"Faux Q?  Faux Cuss All!"
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