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« on: January 13, 2005, 09:37:02 AM »
i bought some donuts, muffins and bagels in for my birthday

...help yourself
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2005, 09:48:39 AM »
(pulls note out of pocket)



Donuts, bagels, muffins = church group

booze, pot, speed = Crappity

Shit... Undecided
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2005, 10:13:02 AM »
Praise the Lard!

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congratulations on cheating death for another year, brainfiber.  and spanks for the snacks.
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2005, 10:18:33 AM »
wow, i guess everybody must be in the break room.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2005, 10:23:33 AM »
One break...coming up!

(runs and does a diamond Dave aerial split/toe touch)

(comes down hard on ass...breaks tailbone)
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2005, 10:26:46 AM »
it's like a tradition here that you bring in treats on your birthday.

Felt like i was in first grade bringing in cupcakes for the class.


So I really dug the daydream nation...i like tunes with instrumental passages that just take me away...like i'm driving and all of a sudden i've gone a few miles and i'm like, "how did i get here?"
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2005, 10:29:55 AM »
yesterday it was the silver bullet.
today it's the silver rocket.
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2005, 10:32:34 AM »
"Smithers...there's a rocket in my pocket"

"Don't I know it Sir...don't I know it."
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2005, 10:47:01 AM »
here's an experience i highly recommend:  take the nyc subway while listening to "silver rocket" at high volume through headphones.  try to stand in the middle of the car without holding on to anything or anyone, and face forward so you get the peripheral blur of the walls and the lights on both sides.  



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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2005, 10:47:49 AM »
tomorrow it will be silver spoons.
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2005, 10:53:41 AM »
can i subsitute the NYC subway with my local Subway sandwich Shop?

i just saw something that cbs pulled their new show "The Will" after one showing because only a minuscule 4.2 million people tuned in. Now i could care less, but when did 4.2 million become a minuscule amount?

how many freaking people are watching t.v.?

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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2005, 11:05:03 AM »
other than tripp?  i don't know.  several million, i'd guess.
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2005, 11:08:53 AM »
psst...come down to the breakroom. i drilled peep holes into the crappity ladies restroom. bamah's in there right now and she's doing crazy facial exercises* and vocal warmups into the mirror.




(*no, tom, not those kind...but maybe jsg'll get here soon)
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2005, 11:16:01 AM »
yow!  check oot bamah's uvula!
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2005, 11:18:52 AM »
(doing mick jagger strut toward mirror)

she works haaaard for the money!
so haaaaaard for it honey

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she works haaaard for the money
so you bet---

JASON?!!
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