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« on: January 6, 2005, 10:33:04 AM »

ain't talkin' 'boot love.


i'm talkin' aboot snow, y'all.


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« Reply #1 on: January 6, 2005, 10:37:26 AM »

and limited edition vinyl, of course, which usually leads to groinal swellage.



what is the average size of a canadian penis?  17 cm?  wow.  that sounds huge.  i'm going metric.




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« Reply #2 on: January 6, 2005, 10:40:35 AM »



what is the average size of a canadian penis?  



I don't know...how tall is Dan?
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« Reply #3 on: January 6, 2005, 10:41:29 AM »

i wish we were getting snow down here. (NOT ICE)


and i love starting my day thinking aboot canadian dick.
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« Reply #4 on: January 6, 2005, 10:42:20 AM »



what is the average size of a canadian penis?  



I don't know...how tall is Dan?

HELL-OOO!! YOWZA!!!!!!

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« Reply #5 on: January 6, 2005, 10:42:30 AM »

i wish we were getting snow down here. (NOT ICE)

Me too.

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Moi aussi.
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« Reply #6 on: January 6, 2005, 10:43:16 AM »


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I don't know...how tall is Dan?

That was truly inspired. (Wipes away tear.)
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« Reply #7 on: January 6, 2005, 10:45:45 AM »

i'm sorry dan...had to make up for my antics yesterday.

I could of picked any of the canadian crew..


except matt pissed off enough about everything...and Miche...well he just plain scares me!

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« Reply #8 on: January 6, 2005, 10:51:06 AM »

Snow hasn't hit here yet.







Are we supposed to make coke jokes soon?
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« Reply #9 on: January 6, 2005, 10:51:37 AM »

I could of picked any of the canadian crew..


except matt pissed off enough about everything...and Miche...well he just plain scares me!



And me, because, well... I'm a delicate flower.
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« Reply #10 on: January 6, 2005, 10:51:38 AM »



what is the average size of a canadian penis?  



I don't know...how tall is Dan?

that's some prop-free living right there, y'all.
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« Reply #11 on: January 6, 2005, 10:55:04 AM »

I could of picked any of the canadian crew..


except matt pissed off enough about everything...and Miche...well he just plain scares me!



And me, because, well... I'm a delicate flower.

i do love the way your petals unfold
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« Reply #12 on: January 6, 2005, 10:57:05 AM »

The long tradition that associated women with flowers and nature requires careful consideration for the social and cultural values it embodied. Female sexuality and morality were endowed with floral metaphors in a manner that masculine qualities were not.


(trying hard to not think aboot JSG's petals)
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« Reply #13 on: January 6, 2005, 10:57:05 AM »

Stickin' with the classics I see.
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« Reply #14 on: January 6, 2005, 11:02:53 AM »

speaking of seeing you in classics, matthew, i watched "coffee and cigarettes" last night and in the final vignette i got a glimpse of who you'll look like in 50 years:  taylor mead.
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