All About X-Mas Eve

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Fasten your sleighbelts.  It's going to be a bumpy night.

[matthew]

That's what she said.

[matthew]

on track 3 of big sky disc just received

[flecton big sky]

morning all ... matt glad you got the disc in such a timely manner ... happy hanna kaac'mon za mas

[flecton big sky]

just read that Ricky Gervais (who plays David Brent on the Office) is the first British fella who's been asked to write a Simpsons script.  no air date in the story but there's the news.

[TheSTLKid]

just read your post aboot ricky gervais (who plays david brent on the office) being the first british fella who's been asked to write a simpsons script.

[flecton big sky]

we go now to our regional correspondents to see how America is handling the snow ... today we have 3 guests and 1 canadian expert ... to my left is Kurt who is reporting live from Ohio, next to him in the skirt is Jason who's live from the St Louis Zoo and last, but not least is Russell from Memphis and he's reporting from on top of the Pyramid. Our snow expert is Matthew from St Somethingorother in Canadia.
Gentlemen it's a pleasure having you on the show.

[TheSTLKid]

thank you, flecton.

just read my post aboot your post aboot ricky gervais (who plays david brent on the office) being the first british fella who's been asked to write a simpsons script.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Thanks, Flecton.

Well, it's a balmy 70 degrees in my apartment.  I must've accidentally left the heat on too high last night.  Usually I'm too cheap to keep it that warm in here unless a bitchy female is present.

Nonetheless, as I walk around here naked, my ball sack is shrunk to a relatively tight, flop-free package.

Matthew...

[flecton big sky]

you're welcome Jason ... and how's the post about Ricky Gervais affecting the accumulation? Did you also know that he's the first British fella to be asked to write for the Simpsons?

[TheSTLKid]

accumulation: none

[flecton big sky]

Kurt just reminded our viewers, well, hahah, at least our male ones, to watch your ballsacks out there people ... you might want to get a ballsack cozy.

[flecton big sky]

i guess no one really wanted to play television reporter news person thing ... oh well, did you know that Ricky Gervais (who plays David Brent on the Office) is the first British fella who's been asked to write a Simpsons script.  no air date in the story but there's the news.

[TheSTLKid]

jimmy's wearing a tuque!

[flecton big sky]

jimmy's wearing a tuque!

Jason, i didn't know you were a spy ...