Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles
enormous, nasty, glorious
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« on: December 8, 2004, 07:39:37 AM » |
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'lizzzbet'!!!
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...Okay. It's over. And now another...
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Pogo!
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« Reply #1 on: December 8, 2004, 08:22:21 AM » |
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I'm coming to join you
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Mister Chaddy
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Eat my drums?! Not Me!!
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« Reply #2 on: December 8, 2004, 09:16:58 AM » |
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mmmmm, champipple...
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.- Sigmund Freud
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flecton big sky
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« Reply #3 on: December 8, 2004, 09:28:55 AM » |
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this is a machine font
(throws smokebomb down and disappears)
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Me: Jimmy! crack? corn?
Jimmy: I don't care, either or.
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brainfiber
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« Reply #4 on: December 8, 2004, 09:48:28 AM » |
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when i was in 5th grade i accidently threw a smoke bomb over the fence at the beach house we were staying at.
it landed in some pine trees and they caught ablaze.
the pine trees bordered the parking lot of the volunteer fire department.
in the parking lot were some ladies (axillary volunteer fire department ladies?). They started screaming "fire fire!"
by this time i had gone inside and informed my aunt, like hank williams, that i had set the woods on fire.
She took the hose and put the fire out.
It was at this time that the volunteer fire department siren went off...LOUD AS A MOTHERFUCKER!!!
The firemen showed up and and asked what happened...i told them the truth. And that was that.
Later that night my aunt took me to see E.T.
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you know the squirrels are my friends
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flecton big sky
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« Reply #5 on: December 8, 2004, 09:49:01 AM » |
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uh ... ta-dah? [size=0.5]it's magic. ahem.[/size]
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Me: Jimmy! crack? corn?
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« Reply #6 on: December 8, 2004, 09:50:01 AM » |
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wow....i just want to reach out and grab ya!
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you know the squirrels are my friends
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captqitn
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droppin explosive vagina panties all over th'place
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« Reply #7 on: December 8, 2004, 09:55:48 AM » |
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uh ... ta-dah? it's magic. ahem. (painful solitary slow clapping) |
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Weak for bitch drinks.
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Moetown
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« Reply #8 on: December 8, 2004, 10:01:57 AM » |
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You can do magic
You can have anything that you desire
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flecton big sky
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« Reply #9 on: December 8, 2004, 10:03:32 AM » |
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(quickly pulls nothing out of his hat)
um, pick a card?
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fvck this, i hate magic and you guys are big duhs.
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Me: Jimmy! crack? corn?
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Moetown
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« Reply #10 on: December 8, 2004, 10:04:08 AM » |
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Why is Kevorkian still in prison? He's 70 years old and he's sick. Let the guy die at home.
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Moetown
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« Reply #11 on: December 8, 2004, 10:05:47 AM » |
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I'm gonna get down on my knees for my next trick, and I also need a volunteer from the audience.
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« Reply #12 on: December 8, 2004, 10:09:21 AM » |
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it's the Amazing Fellatio!
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flecton big sky
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« Reply #13 on: December 8, 2004, 10:09:39 AM » |
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(pushes Capn forward)
here's a volunteer!!!
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Me: Jimmy! crack? corn?
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« Reply #14 on: December 8, 2004, 10:17:05 AM » |
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did you ever stop and wonder what it is that the parrot says with that guy who walks along the waterfront docks in simple twist of fate?
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