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« on: November 18, 2004, 09:26:38 AM »

don't you know ink washes out easier than blood
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2004, 09:26:49 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2004, 09:27:38 AM »

but we are all here,
we are all...
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2004, 09:27:50 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2004, 09:29:51 AM »

how's the bike riding, tripp?

how's the car?


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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2004, 09:30:48 AM »

the things you own end up owning you
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2004, 09:31:25 AM »

"Voting is like praying: it just might work.  But I'd have a plan in case it doesn't"

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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2004, 09:31:27 AM »

Fuck martha stewart! she's polishing the brass on the titanic! it's all goin' down.

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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2004, 09:31:40 AM »

"Tenacious D" group member Kyle Gass tells Billboard that the anticipated movie, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, will likely begin shooting in March. Beforehand, Gass and partner Jack Black (King Kong) will hit the studio with the Dust Brothers' John King to record new songs for the soundtrack, which is expected to double as the next Tenacious D album.

The script was written by Black and Gass with director Liam Lynch. "It's definitely the funniest movie on paper that I've ever read," Gass says. "It starts off as kind of how the D was formed. It goes into a quest for 'the pick,' a magical pick that will supposedly help us rock like the rock gods we so admire. It's a zillion laughs."
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2004, 09:33:00 AM »

I found out my car is going to cost over $700 to fix and since it has over 260,000 miles on it i think i'm going to call the mechanic and tell him he just won a new car...well you know.. new to him.
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2004, 09:37:19 AM »

It's the funniest thing I ever read....AND I WROTE IT!   Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2004, 09:37:33 AM »

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.

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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2004, 09:39:21 AM »

Evil Dead 2. . . . ..2?
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2004, 09:51:35 AM »


I'll keep this simple:

That's retarded.
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2004, 09:55:36 AM »

"That's bullshit"

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