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« Reply #60 on: October 8, 2004, 03:26:01 PM »
Adam Sandler cracked his head open on a surf board apparently....

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« Reply #61 on: October 8, 2004, 03:41:49 PM »
Happy Weekend, e'body!

Happy Thanksgiving, Canadian friends.

Go Twins!

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« Reply #62 on: October 8, 2004, 03:43:47 PM »
Bye Professor!



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« Reply #63 on: October 8, 2004, 03:45:53 PM »
This is no valediction forbidding mourning.

You am allowed to cry.
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« Reply #64 on: October 9, 2004, 10:47:03 AM »
Sovereignty (turn up your sound)
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« Reply #65 on: October 9, 2004, 11:17:21 AM »
Akron has the top library system in the country? (check oot the rankings of other Ohio cities!)

Akron is the 26th most literate city in the U.S.? (check oot the rankings for other Ohio cities!)

The U. of Wisconsin-Whitewater says so!
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« Reply #66 on: October 9, 2004, 02:35:47 PM »
Memphis made it into the 70s.


Speaking of literacy...I love that people cannot read "MP3". By far, the most downloaded-from-me file is Porn Weasel. When I check these people's folders they are usually filled with porn (sometimes only porn) are, no doubt, trying to add to that collection.

The guy downloading from me right now is well stocked on smut, Gun n Roses and Ted Nugent.

I have a feeling he's not a Strapping Fieldhands fan.
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i must have been bit by a spider, when i was very small. because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going up the fucking wall. i must have been fenced-in to a long straight road when i was nine or ten because now i am grown up i spend five days a week going around the fucking bend...
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« Reply #67 on: October 9, 2004, 03:46:44 PM »
I love it when UT loses
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« Reply #68 on: October 9, 2004, 05:26:58 PM »
I'm not quite sure how it started but the woman at the used book store (La Book-tique) has been calling me 'Jason' for years now and I can't bring myself to correct her. I use my name and it changes nothing. Her husband calls me Matthew...but she is unwavering with the Jason thing. I went in today to pick up something her husband put aside for me and..well, it was under Matthew...and I gave my name as Matthew and she got it for me and I paid...and as I walked out the door she says, "Have a good weekend, Jason."

Perhaps she calls everyone Jason?
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« Reply #69 on: October 9, 2004, 05:33:43 PM »
she's never called me jason.
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« Reply #70 on: October 9, 2004, 07:13:09 PM »
Quote from: TheSTLKid on October  8, 2004, 11:21:16 AM
what are all ye good canadans going to be for your halloween tonight?

 Roll Eyes

And a happy Succah, to you, suckah!
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« Reply #71 on: October 9, 2004, 08:56:57 PM »
Quote from: Just Some Girl on October  9, 2004, 07:13:09 PM

And a happy Succah, to you, suckah!


This one cracked me up.
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« Reply #72 on: October 10, 2004, 04:52:52 PM »
Quote from: matthew on October  9, 2004, 05:26:58 PM
I'm not quite sure how it started but the woman at the used book store (La Book-tique) has been calling me 'Jason' for years now and I can't bring myself to correct her. I use my name and it changes nothing. Her husband calls me Matthew...but she is unwavering with the Jason thing. I went in today to pick up something her husband put aside for me and..well, it was under Matthew...and I gave my name as Matthew and she got it for me and I paid...and as I walked out the door she says, "Have a good weekend, Jason."

Perhaps she calls everyone Jason?



This one cracked me up.

I finally got "A Ghost Is Born."  How come nobody told me Jeff Tweedy broke up with Brian Wilson and started dating Neil Young?
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« Reply #73 on: October 10, 2004, 05:41:21 PM »
Pssst... aside from Canuckistan Thanksgiving, Sunday is also JeffWerbo's 40th birthday. We're sitting around drinking Cosmos (Jeff is sooo metrosexual  Cheesy) and gettin' tres bombed (US translation: very bombed). I probably shouldn't be typing, in fact...
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« Reply #74 on: October 10, 2004, 10:17:32 PM »
happy birthday, jeffer!
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