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« on: January 25, 2012, 09:54:05 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 10:03:02 AM »
Crikey, I'm tired.
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 10:12:12 AM »
hey,   yesterday was our anniversary..  14 years together, 9 years married..  Next year is the big 15/10..
We spent part of the evening at the hospital/rehab playing boggle with S___'s dad then we went to the Belmont and got a huge thing of fries and got drunk..
Hopefully by this time next year I'll have a real job and can afford to do something nice.
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 10:15:33 AM »
On Pandora yesterday I heard a band from Philly called Dr. Dog  that I thought was pretty good..,
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 10:42:03 AM »
Here's to improved employment for you, Tripp.

I bet that big ass plate of fries and beers was actually a pretty fun anniversary though.
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 10:43:36 AM »
oh yeah..  The Belmont is actually one of our favorite little places..
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 10:48:55 AM »
Oklahoma state senator proposes bill to ban use of aborted fetuses in food.

Not that that's even a thing, mind you. He just figures you can't be too sure.
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2012, 10:57:42 AM »
now I'm hungry.
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2012, 10:59:36 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2012, 11:00:26 AM »
Glad you guys had a good time tripper and congrats!
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2012, 11:19:33 AM »
Quote from: Tripp on January 25, 2012, 10:15:33 AM
On Pandora yesterday I heard a band from Philly called Dr. Dog  that I thought was pretty good..,

I've seen them play here and I bought one of their records.  They were cool, but nothing revolutionary or anything.  They kind or reminded me of Built To Spill at times, but more pop and with less guitar solos.  They're better live than on record.  

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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2012, 11:23:58 AM »
Quote from: Jeff on January 25, 2012, 10:48:55 AM
Oklahoma state senator proposes bill to ban use of aborted fetuses in food.

Not that that's even a thing, mind you. He just figures you can't be too sure.

The mentally ill should be able to get elected too! 
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2012, 11:36:52 AM »
Dude, the mentally ill get elected ALL THE TIME.

Haven't I told you all the stories about that lunatic state rep my ex used to intern with?
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2012, 11:39:20 AM »
Sample story:

MK (the rep) and another rep were sharing a ride home to Memphis, because MK is broke and doesn't always have a working car. They couldn't agree on what to eat, so they decided to stop at the food court in the mall in Jackson. They're walking through the mall and the guy looks up and MK has disappeared. So, he doubles back and finds him at a table in front of a giant Hummer.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm entering to win this Hummer! But the form is really long."
"That's not a contest entry form, it's a set of enrollment papers to join the Army."
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2012, 11:41:19 AM »
Another time, my ex went into his office with his assistant and the two of them started briefing MK on the legislative agenda for the week. MK listened intently, but after a few minutes, pulled a dog bone out of his jacket pocket and started to rub it all over his face and neck.

"Um... what are you doing?"
"Oh, uh, my wife got our kids a new dog. The last one hated me, so I'm trying to make sure this one likes me."
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