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I wish i could put 'leaping over horses' on my resume.
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January 4, 2012, 09:06:23 AM »
Back at work (played hooky yesterday). Wish I could put the end date of this job on my resume, already feel beat down.
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Re: I wish i could put 'leaping over horses' on my resume.
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Karen.
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The little dude keeps climbing into our bed in the middle of the night. It's exceptionally hard to get out of bed with a warm toddler nestled in the crook of your elbow.
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Quote from: Moetown on January 4, 2012, 10:18:58 AM
Quote from: H.P. Loveshack on January 4, 2012, 12:18:22 AM
Quote from: Jeff on January 3, 2012, 08:34:20 PM
She looks like Shirley Jones if she put herself to bed with five fingers of bourbon every night.
HEY!
Be nice to the older ladies, you lout!
Aww Dan, you ain't so old.
I ain't telling you my real age. A lady never tells.
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Quote from: Tripp on January 3, 2012, 09:35:08 PM
The cover to the comic looks super-busy to me.. I think i need to re-do the ocean. simplify it or something..
I think it looks awesome, Tripp. I wouldn't change anything.
Your eye goes to the right places in the composition, so...I wouldn't fret.
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alright... I might try one little trick though.
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Hi all, had a really nice and relaxing break. Got to spend a lot of time with C as Ei had to make a surprise trip to Rochester after her mother broke her wrist. A bummer not to see her more, but tried to soak up some kid time. C's two biggest requests were a pigeon stuffed animal and a lightsaber, and she was very happy to get them both. One of our friends gave her a dvd of the Jungle Book, which she sort of fell in love with, so we pretended to be in the jungle a lot. We also played a lot of games of Zingo, a picture-based kiddie version of bingo, which is actually a really good game for the three to four year old set if anyone's looking. It was easy for her to understand, but fun enough to keep her interest. And now I'm back to the grind (like everyone else, waaah waaah).
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Re: I wish i could put 'leaping over horses' on my resume.
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What kind of animal do you stuff with pigeons?
Wait... never mind. I get it.
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There's really no good way to say that, is there?
If you said "stuffed pigeon," it sounds like taxidermy.
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It's also got to be one of the weirder stuffed animal to request, but she was very adamant.
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Quote from: Berunda on January 4, 2012, 11:41:57 AM
Hi all, had a really nice and relaxing break. Got to spend a lot of time with C as Ei had to make a surprise trip to Rochester after her mother broke her wrist. A bummer not to see her more, but tried to soak up some kid time. C's two biggest requests were a pigeon stuffed animal and a lightsaber, and she was very happy to get them both. One of our friends gave her a dvd of the Jungle Book, which she sort of fell in love with, so we pretended to be in the jungle a lot. We also played a lot of games of Zingo, a picture-based kiddie version of bingo, which is actually a really good game for the three to four year old set if anyone's looking. It was easy for her to understand, but fun enough to keep her interest. And now I'm back to the grind (like everyone else, waaah waaah).
A light saber! Jaysus! I'm jealous: all Little S. wanted was barbies and pink ponies! I gave her a shitload of lego blocks. She didn't catch on at first, and she didn't show much interest... But then she understood that daddy likes to play with legos, and now, whenever she wants to play with me, she asks for them.
And she loves to watch me play Zelda.
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We play animal noises bingo. You put a cd chock full of animal noises in the player, on random. Then you have to put the proper token on the proper card. Fun for everyone! She likes puzzles too.
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Simon likes to talk about getting married lately. He vacillates between wanting to marry his mother and wanting to marry the little Hungarian girl Mila that he plays with. He likes to ask if every garment is "for [his] wedding."
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Re: I wish i could put 'leaping over horses' on my resume.
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I should probably play him this song:
http://www.youtube.com/v/gQCgstmT08w
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C has no idea what a lightsaber really is, as in she's never seen Star Wars, but she saw some kids playing with them this summer and had never forgotten it.
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