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« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2011, 02:14:09 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2011, 03:01:54 PM »
Quote from: Jeff on December 21, 2011, 09:38:19 AM
Just fake it a few more days, gang!


Not me. 3pm EST, and I am done, mo-fos.

(Well, soon as one more client drops by to pick up his stupid cheque/check.)
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« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2011, 03:03:42 PM »
Quote from: captqitn on December 21, 2011, 11:10:44 AM
$170,000 will buy you a lot of dildos. 


I just did the math.



Not in Canadia.
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« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2011, 03:09:05 PM »
Aaaaaand, now I'm done. Gotta go pick up a prezzie for the roomie now. Do y'all think a piece of luggage is a weird thing to get someone? Kinda like a "here's to your next adventure" kind of thing? (And because he had to borrow one of my suitcases when he went to Portugal.)
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« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2011, 03:26:04 PM »
He went to Portugal?! Why?  I mean, there's a bunch of portuguese over there!  Damn portuguese!   chairshot!
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« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2011, 03:37:34 PM »
Quote from: H.P. Loveshack on December 21, 2011, 03:26:04 PM
He went to Portugal?! Why?  I mean, there's a bunch of portuguese over there!  Damn portuguese!   chairshot!

no shit.  those fuckers can hurt you!
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« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2011, 03:42:56 PM »
I think luggage is a wonderful gift...all my presents are wrapped.  just finished today
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« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2011, 05:04:15 PM »
Did he go there for the decriminalized drugs?   Azn
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« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2011, 05:20:32 PM »
You don't know my roommate very well (i.e. at all).

No.
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« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2011, 05:25:23 PM »
It's a very long, complicated story, but basically he got to go for free and stay in 5-star hotels. Some sort of tourist board thing for travel agencies and such (which the roomie doesn't have anything to do with at all). It was way back in March or something.

I think I'm definitely going for the luggage idea. Even the straight guys at work thought it was a good gift, the kind of thing you don't think to buy for yourself except at the last minute...

All my gifts are wrapped too, have been for ages now. I bought books for the nieces and nephews and Ryan's kid (and gift cards for books for the older ones), my siblings and I don't exchange anything anymore, and just got a couple little things for my mom. Done and done. Except the JeffWerbo present.
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« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2011, 05:27:58 PM »
I am typing from my new laptop. (The Asus Zenbook UX31 model.) It's got a glass monitor screen like Macs so it's super-reflective, so I'll be able to see myself in the midst of various porn scenes

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« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2011, 05:29:15 PM »
Quote from: H.P. Loveshack on December 21, 2011, 03:26:04 PM
He went to Portugal?! Why?  I mean, there's a bunch of portuguese over there!  Damn portuguese!   chairshot!

That's what I thought too. But turns out they're the good ones, not the kind that emigrated here and moved to Montreal or anything.





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« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2011, 07:54:08 PM »
Sure, they’re cute now, but wait until they’re glaring at you behind thick-rimmed glasses, sneering at your terribly provincial tastes.

Five years old and already pretentious at a sixth grade level.

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« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2011, 09:20:47 PM »
In Portugal, no one drinks percolated coffee.  There's nothing pretentious about expressos, everybody drinks it, and it's cheap and plentiful.  It's so common that people came up with their own portuguese slang for it: they call it a "bica".   
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