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« on: December 16, 2011, 09:32:15 AM »
Christopher Hitchens is in heaven now.
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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 09:46:53 AM »
Ah!  Funny.


But, if there is a heaven, Chris Hitchens isn't in it. 
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 09:51:24 AM »
But it's bad form to say mean things about the dead...

Here's something he said I agree with:

"The only position that leaves me with no cognitive dissonance is atheism. It is not a creed. Death is certain, replacing both the siren-song of Paradise and the dread of Hell. Life on this earth, with all its mystery and beauty and pain, is then to be lived far more intensely: we stumble and get up, we are sad, confident, insecure, feel loneliness and joy and love. There is nothing more; but I want nothing more." – The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Non-Believer, 2007
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 10:17:30 AM »
I stole that line from Vonnegut's eulogy for Isaac Assimov.
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 10:26:20 AM »
He said a lot of things I agreed with and plenty more that pissed me off. He was a professional contrarian though and that was more or less his job.
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 10:29:27 AM »
Vonnegut opened Asimov's eulogy by saying, "Isaac is in heaven now" and it brought the house down.
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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 10:35:54 AM »
We started pretty much forcibly potty training Simon yesterday.

So far, that means every 30 minutes, he pees himself then casually says, "You better change me, I'm wet."
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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 10:57:01 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 11:12:45 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 11:15:03 AM »
Quote from: H.P. Loveshack on December 16, 2011, 09:51:24 AM
But it's bad form to say mean things about the dead...

Here's something he said I agree with:

"The only position that leaves me with no cognitive dissonance is atheism. It is not a creed. Death is certain, replacing both the siren-song of Paradise and the dread of Hell. Life on this earth, with all its mystery and beauty and pain, is then to be lived far more intensely: we stumble and get up, we are sad, confident, insecure, feel loneliness and joy and love. There is nothing more; but I want nothing more." – The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Non-Believer, 2007

Yeah, why do people demand or expect more than this life? Ingrates, I say. This world is amazing.
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« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2011, 11:15:27 AM »
Quote from: Jeff on December 16, 2011, 10:17:30 AM
I stole that line from Vonnegut's eulogy for Isaac Assimov.

You said ass.
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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2011, 01:59:26 PM »
Dear lord, I have dsicovered I may be a white brit! 

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« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2011, 02:30:28 PM »
Why physicists hate calling Higgs boson the 'God particle'
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« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2011, 03:07:41 PM »
You are the white devil.
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2011, 01:31:25 AM »
final Fraysia practice tonight... I think we are ready..
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