Guts N' Butts

[Bizarro]

By popular request.

[Bizarro]

Guns N' Roses tix are half price on Groupon.

Oh how times change.

[Berunda]

Guns N' Roses tix are half price on Groupon.

Behold, the most un-rock-n-roll sentence ever

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Welcome to Kim Jong-Il.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Here is John Waters' top 10 of 2011...

1. The Skin I Live In (Pedro Almodóvar) A dark, twisted, beautiful, and, yes, funny shocker from the greatest director in the world. God bless you, Pedro Almodóvar!
2. Mildred Pierce (Todd Haynes)
3. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (Jon M. Chu) I’m not kidding. A well-made doc that proves the Bieb was a child prodigy. Wait until you see Justin stick his head into the audience and shake his hair in 3-D. I screamed.
4. Hadewijch (Bruno Dumont)
5. Kaboom (Gregg Araki)
6. If a Tree Falls: A Story of the Earth Liberation Front (Marshall Curry and Sam Cullman) This sad documentary debates the regrets of radicalism as a pack of lunatic-kid tree huggers get caught up in frenzied activism and are suddenly accused by the government of terrorism.
7. The Tree of Life (Terrence Malick) You’d think I’d hate this film, and I almost did—until I realized it’s the best New Age, heterosexual, Christian movie of the year.
8. I’m Glad My Mother Is Alive (Claude and Nathan Miller)
9. We Were Here (David Weissman) Half my friends died of AIDS, so this simple and painfully told doc on the disastrous epidemic’s effect on San Francisco is personal. If you don’t sob watching, maybe you should be dead too.
10. Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (Apichatpong Weerasethakul)

[Moetown]

I haven't seen any of those. I watched 13 Assassins yesterday. I loved it.

[Doctor Rock]

I am going to go see that Almodovar film as soon as I can. 

[Bizarro]

13 Assassins is straight-up awesome.

[Doctor Rock]

Here is John Waters' top 10 of 2011...

1. The Skin I Live In (Pedro Almodóvar) A dark, twisted, beautiful, and, yes, funny shocker from the greatest director in the world. God bless you, Pedro Almodóvar!
2. Mildred Pierce (Todd Haynes)
3. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (Jon M. Chu) I’m not kidding. A well-made doc that proves the Bieb was a child prodigy. Wait until you see Justin stick his head into the audience and shake his hair in 3-D. I screamed.
4. Hadewijch (Bruno Dumont)
5. Kaboom (Gregg Araki)
6. If a Tree Falls: A Story of the Earth Liberation Front (Marshall Curry and Sam Cullman) This sad documentary debates the regrets of radicalism as a pack of lunatic-kid tree huggers get caught up in frenzied activism and are suddenly accused by the government of terrorism.
7. The Tree of Life (Terrence Malick) You’d think I’d hate this film, and I almost did—until I realized it’s the best New Age, heterosexual, Christian movie of the year.
8. I’m Glad My Mother Is Alive (Claude and Nathan Miller)
9. We Were Here (David Weissman) Half my friends died of AIDS, so this simple and painfully told doc on the disastrous epidemic’s effect on San Francisco is personal. If you don’t sob watching, maybe you should be dead too.
10. Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (Apichatpong Weerasethakul)

[Doctor Rock]

13 Assassins is straight-up awesome.

I gotta find that too. 

[Bizarro]

I believe my initial review of 13 Assassins was that I recommend it to anyone who doesn't hate awesome things. I can still stand by that.

[Doctor Rock]

But I HATE awesome things, Jeff!  How dare they be so AWESOME? 

It's galling! 

[Doctor Rock]

China's climate concession won't move Canada on Kyoto

What's the antonym of awesome? 

[Bizarro]

13 Assassins = Miike does Kurosawa by way of Peckinpah.

[Doctor Rock]

13 Assassins = Miike does Kurosawa by way of Peckinpah.

That's too awesome for me.  I can't take it.