They're ain't no bugs on me...

[Sabamah]

Yeah, I'm sorry to say , but I think Elvis Costello hasn't made a decent record since at least the mid 80s.  

and also

[matthew]

jeez, it was just a sad smiley...

C'mon, that's such a "i want your head on a pike" kinda smiley.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

don't dis akron, baby.  they gots a whole lotta rubber goin' on up there!

yeah, and the Incredible Hulk's from there, too!! right, kurt??

And Godzilla too.  

(trying to remember all the lies I told while in Memphis)

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Wow.  I practically feel like I was here today what with all the asides to me and all the inside jokes I got.

I thought I felt my ribs burning all day from y'all's cyber-elbows.

It's funny.  A friend just asked me today when the new Mr. Show DVDs came out  and I didn't know...

[regular tom]

Her white tall bicycle stands-still.
 A little printer is thinking.
 Our children slopy sofa looks around and a expensive hairy recycle bin arrives.
 Her shining picture got an idea and perhaps her daughters tall bottle prepare for fight.
 Our children red bra stinks.
 Whose small well-crafted white hairy exam book smells however, the tall soda makes sound or any expensive bed calms-down.
 Her daughters shining door looks around.
 Our children smart omprella lies or his brothers fancy gun arrives and still her daughters hairy mobile phone lies and her daughters odd shaped fancy forg stares however, our children hairy magazine walks.
 His fancy glove stands-still.

[Doctor Rock]

Put Away Your Hankies...a Message from Michael Moore