Truth, justice and the American way.

[Doctor Rock]

Good maiming!

[captqitn]

It must be 9:30.  Superman statue just got a boner.

(setting watch)




merning.

[Bizarro]

From ElvisCostello.com:

Steal This Record

A Pastoral Address From The Right Reverend Jimmy Quickly

There was a time when the release of a new title by your favourite record artist was a cause for excitement and rejoicing but sadly no more.

6th December 2011 sees the issue of “The Return Of The Spectacular Spinning Songbook” by Elvis Costello and the Imposters.

This beautifully designed compendium contains all manner of whimsical scribblings, photographs and cartoons, together with some rock and roll music and vaudevillian ballads.

Tape and celluloid were rolling at the Wiltern Theater, Los Angeles in April this year and present a vivid snapshot of the early days of the Spectacular Spinning Songbook show on “The Revolver Tour” of 2011.

The live recording finds the Imposters in rare form, while the accompanying motion picture blueprints the wilder possibilities of the show, as it made its acclaimed progress across the United States throughout the year.

Unfortunately, we at www.elviscostello.com find ourselves unable to recommend this lovely item to you as the price appears to be either a misprint or a satire.

All our attempts to have this number revised have been fruitless but rather than detain you with tedious arguments about morality, panache and book-keeping - when there are really bigger fish to filet these days - we are taking the following unusual step.

If you should really want to buy something special for your loved one at this time of seasonal giving, we can whole-heartedly recommend, “Ambassador Of Jazz” - a cute little imitation suitcase, covered in travel stickers and embossed with the name “Satchmo” but more importantly containing TEN re-mastered albums by one of the most beautiful and loving revolutionaries who ever lived – Louis Armstrong.

The box should be available for under one hundred and fifty American dollars and includes a number of other tricks and treats. Frankly, the music is vastly superior.

If on the other hand you should still want to hear and view the component parts of the above mentioned elaborate hoax, then those items will be available separately at a more affordable price in the New Year, assuming that you have not already obtained them by more unconventional means.

[Bizarro]

And in future news, Elvis Costello dropped from Warner Brothers.

[Bizarro]

An article on the original filmed ending for The Muppets. Spoilers, naturally, but then, I have no idea how knowing the ending to a silly kid's movie full of gags could really hurt anything.

[Full Blown Possession]

Good Morning Crappity!

[bebopbalogna]

An article on the original filmed ending for The Muppets. Spoilers, naturally, but then, I have no idea how knowing the ending to a silly kid's movie full of gags could really hurt anything.

will refrain from reading. for now.  but i'm bookmarking this page dammit.  i wanna know the secret original ending.

btw.  there's a flight of the conchords movie coming out in february i think. 

[Bizarro]

Awesome: Egypt's interior ministry orders 21 tons of tear gas to use on protesters, port workers refuse to sign for it.

[captqitn]

Awesome: Egypt's interior ministry orders 21 tons of tear gas to use on protesters, port workers refuse to sign for it.

 

[Bizarro]

Awful, jackass, bacon-obsessed Epic Meal Time gluttons make another awful, bacon-obsessed, gluttonous jackass video:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/eAjhG09X9YA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/eAjhG09X9YA</a>

[Tripp]

The actual ending of the Muppets is better than that alternate ending..  The alternate ending would have been the easy way out..

[Doctor Rock]

Awesome: Egypt's interior ministry orders 21 tons of tear gas to use on protesters, port workers refuse to sign for it.

Sold by the US!  Truth, justice and the american way!

[bebopbalogna]

just a reminder...we did have a sort of "like" key already. so all those opposed to the facebooking of crappity, feel free to use the maddie thumbs up in lieu of the FB version. just saying

 

[Doctor Rock]

just a reminder...we did have a sort of "like" key already. so all those opposed to the facebooking of crappity, feel free to use the maddie thumbs up in lieu of the FB version. just saying

 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Awful, jackass, bacon-obsessed Epic Meal Time gluttons make another awful, bacon-obsessed, gluttonous jackass video:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/eAjhG09X9YA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/eAjhG09X9YA</a>

I was thinking about Epic Meal Time when Tripp alerted me to the trend of bacon t-shirts. Thought there might be some inspiration in those videos.