Guffaw!
You know, he's not a douche. I mean, it's his guitar, he ain't hurting anyone except maybe me, just a itsy tiny bit. He just has very bad taste.
I disagree. This is not a matter of bad taste. This is a matter of douchery. There is nothing particularly distasteful about a guitar that looks like the shit has been played out of it. Or wanting to own one. The way to achieve that however, is find one that actually has had the shit played out of it, OR, start playing the shit out of it and be patient. The douchery began the moment he brought the sandpaper into the equation. The facebook picture to showoff his newfound faux-finishing skills underlines the douchery. The hat thing he is wearing however, IS a matter of bad taste.