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« on: June 2, 2011, 09:11:36 AM » |
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Morning all.
What say you?
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« Reply #1 on: June 2, 2011, 09:13:39 AM » |
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How did I know that was going to be today's topic? So today i had to drive down to Southaven Mississippi to get a new pump for our washing machine. It took me 20 minutes to get there and even longer to get back cause I caught a train.. and of course, once I got down to the place, where it's usually not busy, a young couple gets there right before me and they take like 15 minutes to get through a simple transaction..
I finally get back home.. I go up to the attic and put the new part on the washing machine.. I cut my hand pretty bad so there's blood on everything... I put the washer back together and run a test cycle and guess what.? THE PUMP WASN'T THE PROBLEM.!!! IT's SOMETHING ELSE.!!! MOTHER-FUCK..!!!!!!
Sincerely though: this is what my day is like EVERY DAY. This is my job. |
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« Reply #2 on: June 2, 2011, 09:14:22 AM » |
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Bleh, that's what I say. Someone rang our door bell at 3 in the morning.  |
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« Reply #3 on: June 2, 2011, 09:15:23 AM » |
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Simon is obsessed with rhythm. When he hears a drum beat he likes, he starts to sing it over and over again.
dun-dun-CHUN, dun-dun-CHUN
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« Reply #4 on: June 2, 2011, 09:17:13 AM » |
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Bleh, that's what I say. Someone rang our door bell at 3 in the morning. damn kids. |
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« Reply #5 on: June 2, 2011, 09:20:47 AM » |
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I just boarded a plane that is headed for Los Angeles! What what?!?!  |
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« Reply #6 on: June 2, 2011, 09:21:29 AM » |
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I took a personal day, so I ain't goin' to work today!
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« Reply #7 on: June 2, 2011, 09:22:04 AM » |
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I just boarded a plane that is headed for Los Angeles! What what?!?! Now that's exciting. Do you have some friends there or something? |
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« Reply #8 on: June 2, 2011, 09:23:13 AM » |
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In the butt!!
yay! how long you there for?
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« Reply #9 on: June 2, 2011, 09:24:29 AM » |
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I just boarded a plane that is headed for Los Angeles! What what?!?! Now that's exciting. Do you have some friends there or something? Nah. Just going to see if I can break into the biz within the next 6 days. All I've got is a carry-on and a dream. Fingers crossed!! |
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« Reply #10 on: June 2, 2011, 09:38:13 AM » |
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« Reply #11 on: June 2, 2011, 09:40:08 AM » |
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jeff: "Replacing the lid switch is better long term, but you can probably get the machine working again for now by locating the two wires that were connected to the lid switch and wire nutting them together. This will produce a constant open state, just like the door was closed."
wire nutting.?
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« Reply #12 on: June 2, 2011, 09:42:16 AM » |
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«Etre bête, égoïste et avoir une bonne santé, voilà les trois conditions voulues pour être heureux. Mais si la première vous manque, tout est perdu.»
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« Reply #13 on: June 2, 2011, 09:44:06 AM » |
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Mmmm, bologna fried rice. That shouldn't sound good to me, but damn does it ever sound good to me.
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« Reply #14 on: June 2, 2011, 09:48:06 AM » |
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My garden is doing really well so far. Today my lunch is salad greens and radishes all taken from my backyard.
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