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« Reply #75 on: May 12, 2011, 03:44:14 PM »

Heh.


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« Reply #76 on: May 12, 2011, 03:50:59 PM »

Who wants to see my half stack? 



I want to see your maple syrup.
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« Reply #77 on: May 12, 2011, 03:56:52 PM »

E____ and I met when we both worked at MoMA and it took a while to be coworkers who sort of oozed into dating, so I guess there was a period of anticipation and buildup


Heh. Ooze.

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« Reply #78 on: May 12, 2011, 04:10:23 PM »

I'm awesome and I fuck dolphins.
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« Reply #79 on: May 12, 2011, 04:15:14 PM »

Dolphins are the assholes of the ocean.
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« Reply #80 on: May 12, 2011, 04:36:51 PM »

Congrats on the new potential romance, Bams. I guess waiting is good advice. Good luck putting it into practice. I never had enough self control and neither did the people I was interested in.



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« Reply #81 on: May 12, 2011, 04:37:25 PM »

People are the assholes of land.


Is intelligence connected to assholery?
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« Reply #82 on: May 12, 2011, 04:40:04 PM »

Speaking of, Daddy Sitch is a prick too (go figure).

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« Reply #83 on: May 12, 2011, 04:40:58 PM »

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« Reply #84 on: May 12, 2011, 04:44:01 PM »

Finally, a device that combines the practicality of a jet pack with the grace and elegance of a Sea-Doo! Unlike classic visions of a rocket fuel-powered flying machine, the Jetlev uses water jets to produce 430 pounds of thrust, capable of reaching altitudes of 28 feet. It’s also distinguished by the 30+ feet of hose connecting it to a body of water below and the fact that you can actually buy it.
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« Reply #85 on: May 12, 2011, 04:51:31 PM »

Anyone who thinks mice only come into the house when it starts to get cold outside is wrong.

Just finished bleaching down the ol' counters and stove top of spring turds. Mice are the assholes of my kitchen.
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« Reply #86 on: May 12, 2011, 05:10:34 PM »


Woa, someone has built something even more annoying than sea-doos!  Now that's progress! 
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« Reply #87 on: May 12, 2011, 05:13:26 PM »

I know!  Cheesy
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« Reply #88 on: May 12, 2011, 09:44:25 PM »

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« Reply #89 on: May 12, 2011, 11:11:21 PM »

amen brother
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