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« on: March 21, 2011, 09:26:50 AM »
Morning y'all.

This is what day two of Spring looks like from here.   

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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2011, 09:28:30 AM »
Snowfall warning here.  According to Meteo Canada, a big fall is imminent.  

In my experience of Canadian winters, there's nearly always a big snowfall in early spring.  It comes, it falls, and it melts away just as fast. 
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2011, 09:30:50 AM »
oops.  jinx new topic.

i'm not married to mine.  want me to deletE?
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2011, 09:32:52 AM »
omg! that SUCKS. can't believe y'all have snow. it is still way gorgeous here.

well, everyone should be super excited for me- today i make my LOCAL TV COMMERCIAL DEBUT! it's a bank commercial. i get to push around "my" six year old in a shopping cart. for weeks now, i've been studying how real people push their children around in shopping carts in preparation for the role.
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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2011, 09:36:31 AM »
Quote from: captqitn on March 21, 2011, 09:30:50 AM
oops.  jinx new topic.

i'm not married to mine.  want me to deletE?

Nah.  Something tells me that a topic named "Golden Strap-on of Truth" is going to be more popular than one named "awesome granola".

We'll use my topic tomorrow.
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2011, 09:43:32 AM »
Quote from: Sabamah on March 21, 2011, 09:32:52 AM
omg! that SUCKS. can't believe y'all have snow. it is still way gorgeous here.

well, everyone should be super excited for me- today i make my LOCAL TV COMMERCIAL DEBUT! it's a bank commercial. i get to push around "my" six year old in a shopping cart. for weeks now, i've been studying how real people push their children around in shopping carts in preparation for the role.

wooop!!   

Just remember.. don't act like you're pushing the cart... instead, push the cart.
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2011, 09:50:19 AM »
For extra realism, ignore the kid entirely, even if he's screaming uncontrollably or throwing things at other shoppers.
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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2011, 09:52:47 AM »
I don't ignore my young'n, mind you. I'm just saying it seems common.

Simon is back into announcing his name as "Dr. Simon Webber."
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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2011, 09:59:56 AM »
Quote from: captqitn on March 21, 2011, 09:43:32 AM
Just remember.. don't act like you're pushing the cart... instead, push the cart.

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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2011, 10:57:00 AM »
Crows are dicks.

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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2011, 11:03:29 AM »
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2011, 11:23:28 AM »
I'm back at work and I'm not enjoying it one bit.


I might have read Caves of Steel back in the day, but I can't remember it. I'll probably read a few of the Foundation books and then start chewing on the robot books. One of the best things about Asimov is that his books can be found for waaaay cheap.
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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2011, 11:31:35 AM »
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Crows are dicks.

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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2011, 11:34:55 AM »
I've read a bunch of Asimov books.  Si many, in fact, that I can't really remember which ones I have read and which ones I haven't.  All the robot tales and the foundation stories, that's for sure. 

I love Asimov, he's fun.  Although I have often wished he was more of a stylist, and that his characters were a bit more tridimensional. 
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2011, 12:11:46 PM »
I'm not digging work either. I have got to find something else. A buddy of mine keeps telling me I could get work doing marker comps (storyboarding for commercials).  Sounds good to me.. I guess I just have to get off my ass and get some samples done..  I can't take the print shop much longer...  I'd really like to do music for a living but I have a friggin house note now and I have to make so much a week..
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