This balogna has a first name: Its O-S-C-A-R-S

[captqitn]

Morning y'all!!

I liked the Oscars because i won 40 bucks, S____ wore a slinky ass dress, and her sister made crazy yum snacketeasers.

The actual show was pretty dullsville and made me question the overall quality of 2010.     We managed to squeeze in viewings of three more best pic noms  (black swan, kings speech, social network) and I can't say that I was really rooting hard for any of them.

They all were enjoyable and had specific stand-out parts, but I typically have at least one or two movies that I'm really cheering for.  Just didn't happen this time.

[captqitn]

And Hathaway should've worn her last outfit all night.    (the sparkley skin tight job).    Seriously, y'all, homina homina.

[captqitn]

Two more notes, then I'll move on.

What the hell was Cate Blancett wearing?    She looked like a tissue dispenser.

I now like Mila Kunis.    She can be my girlfriend if she wants.

[Bizarro]

Charlie Sheen STILL ISN'T DONE piling on the crazy.

No, really, there's more.

Highlights:
-the show should continue, but he will need a 50% raise
-his bosses should apologize while licking his feet
-"it’s everybody else that’s going to be begging me for their job back."
-recovering from addiction: "I closed my eyes and made it so."
-“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice,” he said. “It was written for normal people, people that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.”
-“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special,” Sheen continued. “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.”
-“They picked a fight with a warlock.”

[Bizarro]

Even Gaddafi's "nurse" (code: mistress) has fled the country.

[captqitn]

Charlie Sheen STILL ISN'T DONE piling on the crazy.

No, really, there's more.

Highlights:
-the show should continue, but he will need a 50% raise
-his bosses should apologize while licking his feet
-"it’s everybody else that’s going to be begging me for their job back."
-recovering from addiction: "I closed my eyes and made it so."
-“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice,” he said. “It was written for normal people, people that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.”
-“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special,” Sheen continued. “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.”
-“They picked a fight with a warlock.”

It all actually makes perfect sense when cats say it.   http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/cats-quote-charlie-sheen/

[Doctor Rock]

Even Gaddafi's "nurse" (code: mistress) has fled the country.

Aw poor Muammar, he must feel lonely now!  Nobody loves him. 

[Doctor Rock]

Charlie Sheen STILL ISN'T DONE piling on the crazy.

No, really, there's more.

Highlights:
-the show should continue, but he will need a 50% raise
-his bosses should apologize while licking his feet
-"it’s everybody else that’s going to be begging me for their job back."
-recovering from addiction: "I closed my eyes and made it so."
-“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice,” he said. “It was written for normal people, people that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.”
-“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special,” Sheen continued. “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.”
-“They picked a fight with a warlock.”

It all actually makes perfect sense when cats say it.   http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/cats-quote-charlie-sheen/

Guffaw!

[Berunda]

This is the only time I've ever liked Charlie Sheen. Please please let there be more of this before he self-destructs.

[captqitn]

I walked straight through a 30 Rock scene this morning.

They had all the main corridors closed off, but I use a little-known stairwell to get from the bagel place downstairs to my office on the mezz.   Thankfully I didn't actually ruin a take.    But I had Lutz, Frank and the entire crew staring at me as I made my way out of the spotlights.

[Sabamah]

I walked straight through a 30 Rock scene this morning.

They had all the main corridors closed off, but I use a little-known stairwell to get from the bagel place downstairs to my office on the mezz.   Thankfully I didn't actually ruin a take.    But I had Lutz, Frank and the entire crew staring at me as I made my way out of the spotlights.

that is AWESOME!!

the new "young and hip" oscars felt like the mtv movie awards. i was kinda over it.

[captqitn]

Yeah.   I love James, but he was stoned or disinterested the whole time.

[Bizarro]

Another Sheen quote... he wants to "do something beyond the drivel that is this, I dunno, this pukefest that everybody worships."

I hear calling your show a pukefest of drivel really helps your negotiating leverage.

[Bizarro]

Not that he's wrong, mind you.

[Berunda]

They should just turn the camera on and let him rant for twenty two minutes. Pretty sure I'd actually watch that. Everything he says right now is comedy gold.