I can't play the guitar worth shit.

[captqitn]

God damned it, I knew there was something up with this song.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/sS1z2inwJ2o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/sS1z2inwJ2o</a>

I believe this means that they have to give their statues to Alan Parsons, right?

[Bizarro]

I knew I knew that one.  There's a song on the radio by a band named One Eskimo that bums me when I hear it because it steals the guitar line from the Staples Singers' "The Ghetto" so blatantly that it's hard for me to accept I'm not going to hear that song even after entirely different vocals start up.

[Bizarro]

Who's going to name the Valentine's Day topic? All I have are tired VD puns.