I'm ok with my decision.

[Doctor Rock]

Hello! 

[Bizarro]

The little media player I'm always talking about that I watch downloaded stuff on is on sale on eBay right now for $59, free shipping, available to Canada, too. Basically, you hook a USB drive to it and you can watch anything on it on your tv in HD using a remote.

[Doctor Rock]

The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010

33) Damon Lindelof
Charges: As co-creator of “Lost” and co-writer of the monumentally terrible final episode, Lindelof first conjured a confusing yet entertaining sci-fi epic but then, despite its mechanical sound, the “Smoke Monster” turns out to be the ghost of the father of liberal philosophy, side plots about mental illness and alternate universes go nowhere, paper-thin characters inexplicably commune with the dead, and finally, in a clichéd, Old Testament-inspired supernatural battle, evil is defeated when a big rock dildo is crammed into a shiny hole by a handsome, emotionless doctor. And the whole damn thing—concocted entirely on the fly, with no eye toward resolution—from the plane crash to the time travel was actually just some brightly-lit, stained glass, feel-good, new-age, ecumenical afterlife delirium. Right. Fuck you, Damon Lindelof. Fuck you, for stealing 127 hours of our lives, giving us hope that television needn’t be utterly awful, and then shitting out the most hackneyed, series-diminishing, spiritually pandering, lowest common denominator deus ex machina to ever air on TV. Fuck you. Fuck you with a fake beard.
Aggravating factor: One of his favorite films is Bambi.
Sentence: Something incredibly convoluted, followed by a tremendously unsatisfying ending.

 

[Tripp]

Spot fucking on...

[bebopbalogna]

The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010

33) Damon Lindelof
Charges: As co-creator of “Lost” and co-writer of the monumentally terrible final episode, Lindelof first conjured a confusing yet entertaining sci-fi epic but then, despite its mechanical sound, the “Smoke Monster” turns out to be the ghost of the father of liberal philosophy, side plots about mental illness and alternate universes go nowhere, paper-thin characters inexplicably commune with the dead, and finally, in a clichéd, Old Testament-inspired supernatural battle, evil is defeated when a big rock dildo is crammed into a shiny hole by a handsome, emotionless doctor. And the whole damn thing—concocted entirely on the fly, with no eye toward resolution—from the plane crash to the time travel was actually just some brightly-lit, stained glass, feel-good, new-age, ecumenical afterlife delirium. Right. Fuck you, Damon Lindelof. Fuck you, for stealing 127 hours of our lives, giving us hope that television needn’t be utterly awful, and then shitting out the most hackneyed, series-diminishing, spiritually pandering, lowest common denominator deus ex machina to ever air on TV. Fuck you. Fuck you with a fake beard.
Aggravating factor: One of his favorite films is Bambi.
Sentence: Something incredibly convoluted, followed by a tremendously unsatisfying ending.

 

this guy hit the nail on the head with just about all 50.  bravo.

[bebopbalogna]

Yeah, I know people who bought those vibes and got very little out of it. I guess the shaft part (ew) could still work as just a regular vibrator (or dildo if you have the power off) but then you'd have the rabbit face/nose/whatever that is jabbing away at what may or may not be close to the clit. Seems like an irritant more than anything else.

hmmm.  call me naive/ignorant of the modern sex toy...

i thought the rabbit face/nose/whatever was supposed to be a pooper pleaser.  you know..kinda like "2 in the pink, one in the stink".

[bebopbalogna]

tripp...any bites on the FBP drawing?  what's the high bid? 

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

He's selling it?

[Tripp]

I've never gotten any bids that I know of on that site.. I bet if I did some pin-ups of Power Girl topless the money would start rolling in..

[Jesse]

I thought the artist had to set it up to accept bids or offers - otherwise it was a gallery site. Am I wrong?

[Bizarro]

Just watched Buried.  Here's the trailer:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8KBYAvYpO4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/d8KBYAvYpO4</a>

Cleverly put-together little movie. Kind of amazing how much they're able to do with 90 minutes never cutting away from a guy trapped in a coffin. Dark, bleak. I have to wonder if a director who spoke English as his native language would have picked Ryan Reynolds to hang his entire film on, but that said, he's never bad, and he's sometimes good.

I'm still chewing this one over. But I liked it. I have some minor nitpicks about oxygen, etc. But still, I liked it. Steven Tobolowsky's performance (entirely by phone) will chill you to the bone.

[Just Some Girl]

I've heard he's pretty decent in it, actually. I haven't seen 127 Hours either, but each considered to do/be a lot for very few settings (and claustrophobia-inducing settings at that). I guess I should shut up till I see one or both...

It took 14 hours to copy files from Jeff's hard drive to mine. That's how many films and series there are on there (except for Buried or 127 Hours...of course). I will never have to leave the house again.

[Bizarro]

I put Gulliver's Travels on today because I figured it would be more or less kid safe and I wanted to see how bad it was.

It's not bad, precisely. Just lame in a way unsuitable for anyone above the age of nine.

[Doctor Rock]

It's not bad, precisely. Just lame in a way unsuitable for anyone above the age of nine.

In my opinion that, in a nut shell, is a good description of about 90% of all pop culture.   

[Moetown]

Apparently my Aunt Harriette gave up a kid for adoption when she was 17 or 18. No one ever told us about it til today. Why? My mom was trying to track down our cousin, Shayne, who's been missing for about the last 5 years. While she was trying to find him, she stumbled upon this other guy. His name is David and he's somewhere on the E. Coast. He'd been trying to track down his mother (my aunt). So suddenly there's this first cousin who I've never met. I'm not sure how the logistics worked and who put them in touch with one another, but it's definitely kinda trippy, huh?