a jingle jangle morning...

[brainfiber]

so it wasn't like we weren't the "butt" end of all the jokes anyways.

I loved mcGreevy's quote: "I had shamefully engaged in an affair with man's behind...uh...i mean... an affair with a man behind my wife's back"
 

If he had stayed behind his wife's back he wouldn't be in this mess.

Asked for further comment McGreevy said "butt out"

How appropriate would it be to name a rest stop after him now.

And it worked for when torrecelli dropped out so i'll use it again

"McGreevy pulls out...leaves load on unnamed democrat"

-- Hey dont' get me wrong I got nothing against gay people. Some of my gay friends are gay.

[brainfiber]

So I've recently had an idea I forget and remember, tonight after listening to Hendrix again I'm writing it down: Jimi Hendrix: Travel Agent.

Jimi Hendrix as travel agent, conceived from "Spanish Castle Magic," where he sings

It's very far away
It takes about half a day
To get there, if we travel by....dragonfly

BUSINESSMAN: No, Jimi, I need something bigger, and I need to get there by 3 pm.

JIMI: Okay hm ha holdon a second let me get with this computer, umkay... (tap tip tap tap tip tap)

Basically Jimi Hendrix would make for a strange travel agent because he's tripping on LSD. More later.

Is it o.k for me to  bring this in from the drunk aisles?

Anyway...can i add something?

Jimi: "Well Have you ever been to Electric LadyLand?"

Businessman: No

Jimi: "The magic carpet waits, for you. So don't you be late. Oh, (I wanna show you), the different emotions.
(I wanna run to) the sounds and motions"

[Moetown]

Fun with Hendrix-

Shrink: Now Jimi, can you tell me what's happening with you right now?

Jimi: I feel funny, and I don't why...Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

Shrink: Sure, take as long as you like.

[regular tom]

Want A Bigger Penis?


asked the spambot, and i imagined it mailing me a severed organ.


no thanks.

[regular tom]

hey, it's friday the 13th.


whoa.

[regular tom]

(struggling to make a garden state/gay joke)

[Sabamah]

ooh, it is! and a lovely fall-like friday the 13th, at that. i have a dear friendboy coming in town to day from chicago and then another one coming in tomorrow so it should be a fun weekend! one thing, though: does anyone know of anything cool going on in memphis this weekend?

...

i didn't think so.

[Tripp]

There MUST be some kinda way outta here.

[Tripp]

bammah, are you gonna start your weekend right with me and Sheri in West mempho this evening?

[matthew]

ooh, it is! and a lovely fall-like friday the 13th, at that. i have a dear friendboy coming in town to day from chicago and then another one coming in tomorrow so it should be a fun weekend! one thing, though: does anyone know of anything cool going on in memphis this weekend?

...

i didn't think so.

I remember in elementary school when we'd make a big thing out of Friday the 13th and joke about staying away from the two Jasons in our grade.

[Tripp]

cause they were murderers?

[Sabamah]

bammah, are you gonna start your weekend right with me and Sheri in West mempho this evening?

unfortunately, no, 'cause drew gets in right around that time.  

but what are you guys doing tonight? (waiting for someone to pitch a fit about discussing personal business on the main board)





(still waiting)

[brainfiber]

parts of the original friday the 13th was filmed up by me in hope nj...you see the hope cemetary..the girl goes in the diner...crystal lake is actually silver lake.

[regular tom]

i'm not going to pitch a fit.  i have always thought of this here internet web thing as a fancy version of CB radio.


breaker breaker 19, what's your 40?

[brainfiber]

looks like we got ourselves a convoy