Earth bends the trampoline

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I hate the MacGruber skits, so I wouldn't really want to sit through a whole movie.

[Bizarro]

What's the film that you thought was so great high and then when you  saw it straight, you were like "what the hell was I thinking?"

I watched Father of the Bride with my family right after my favorite uncle died and laughed and laughed. Then I saw the sequel with family right after my grandpa died and laughed again. Saw them later on cable and realized how sad I must have been to need to laugh at that dreck.

[Bizarro]

Simon's New Daycare Teacher: Show Daddy what you can do? Where's your nose?
(Simon touches his nose)
Simon's New Daycare Teacher: Good job, Simon!
Me: Yup. He also knows eyes, ears, mouth, teeth, and hair.
(Teacher nods, impressed.)
Me: That's nothing... Simon, hol van oz ora?
(Simon touches his nose)
Me: He knows 'em in Hungarian, too.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

It's the best age to teach them languages.  More people should do it.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I like to watch this baby reading infomercial.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/LWVNesAm94Q" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/LWVNesAm94Q</a>

1:35 "ladybird nor butterbuy"

2:10 "that's not a nice!"

[bebopbalogna]

I was at an account today when the owner mentioned that in a giveaway he was doing, customers would still have to "pay Obama" (meaning the sales tax).

There are so many things wrong with that, I didn't know where to begin.

give to obama what is obama's.  give to the lord what is the lord's.

[bebopbalogna]

What's the film that you thought was so great high and then when you  saw it straight, you were like "what the hell was I thinking?"

Mine was Look Who's Talking

Went to see that with a bunch of friends high off our asses...laughed so hard.  Started to watch it straight years later and couldn't believe it was the same film.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4099/saturday-night-live-plug-away-with-harvey-fierstein