Mixing cocktails with a plastic-tipped cigar

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I love that man, The Beatles.  Radical fucking dude.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

Two pages!  Hell yah we did it!!!!!!!

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

I am bouncing off the walls hyper.

Now I'm listening to Fiery Furnaces.

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

The boy shouldn't sing.  He should just let his sister take control.

[Tripp]

I've got frikkin Jose Feliciano's Light My Fire stuck in my head...

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

You know, Jose Feliciano, ya got no complaints. Waiter! What is he deaf?

[Poop Fresh-Herbed Pickles]

5:00!  I hacked out the work I was trying to do.

[Just Some Girl]

Guinness Book of World Records must be measuring the size of this guy's balls as we speak, cuz he definitely has a pair.

Exploring for sharks? On a surfboard? Alone with a camera? Ay yi yi!



<a href="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=14054518&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=01AAEA" target="_blank">http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=14054518&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=01AAEA</a>

[Just Some Girl]

Worst.Kid.Ever.

I wouldn't go so far as to call him an 11-year-old raging fag, like in the comments, but this kid is truly TRULY beyond annoying, pretentious and...why is he on real tv (even the Early Show)?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/kmFC10MKH9w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/kmFC10MKH9w</a>

[Just Some Girl]

I'm all for kids' self-expression and giving them wide-ranging experiences growing up like all y'all are doing with your kids, but this kind of self-indulgence makes me barf.