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« Reply #75 on: July 22, 2010, 10:33:27 AM »
I'm sure kids feel there are more important things than how much daddy makes.   


At least, I hope there are, 'cause I'm not going to be rich anytime soon. 
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« Reply #76 on: July 22, 2010, 10:34:14 AM »
Unless I swing some kind of career change or Tilda ends up in management, we aren't even going to be able to afford a second kid.
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« Reply #77 on: July 22, 2010, 10:35:42 AM »
Quote from: Anonymous Botch on July 22, 2010, 10:34:14 AM
Unless I swing some kind of career change or Tilda ends up in management, we aren't even going to be able to afford a second kid.

Quality, not quantity.  Humans are not on the verge of extinction.  And what do you mean "afford a second kid"?  Kids don't need much, you know? 
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« Reply #78 on: July 22, 2010, 10:39:40 AM »
A good friend of mine had 3 kids, and one more is in the oven.  You know how he does it?  His kids start kindergarten at one year old. 

R___ and I stayed home to take care of our daughter for the first two and half years of her life, and we sent her to day care reluctantly, because we couldn't keep doing the parents at home thing anymore. 
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« Reply #79 on: July 22, 2010, 10:41:07 AM »
Quote from: Moetown on July 22, 2010, 10:14:03 AM
My nephew and his mom just came over. The first thing he said when he walked in was, "Your house is small." Spoiled little shit.

you should've said "well, why don't you get the fuck out if you hate it so much you little shit.."
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« Reply #80 on: July 22, 2010, 10:51:51 AM »
"and you're adopted!"
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« Reply #81 on: July 22, 2010, 10:54:52 AM »
BOO-YAH.!
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« Reply #82 on: July 22, 2010, 10:56:05 AM »
and short as fuck.
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« Reply #83 on: July 22, 2010, 11:01:21 AM »
the house just seems small compared to your freakishly large head.
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« Reply #84 on: July 22, 2010, 11:02:31 AM »
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« Reply #85 on: July 22, 2010, 11:20:00 AM »
Well, I mean, the kid's right to mention the size of your house and diss your socioeconomic status!  I mean, you're americans, right?  If you're poorer than his parents, it's surely your fault. 
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« Reply #86 on: July 22, 2010, 11:29:47 AM »
Just remember that your dad got rich sucking the cock of corporate America.
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« Reply #87 on: July 22, 2010, 11:44:48 AM »
new Tron trailer looks pretty cool.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2010/07/22/must-watch-awesome-new-full-length-tron-legacy-trailer/
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« Reply #88 on: July 22, 2010, 11:51:35 AM »
Looks awesome.  But needs more glowing big naturals.
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« Reply #89 on: July 22, 2010, 11:52:43 AM »
and the chick from Caddyshack..
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